歌词
LUKE: (Spoken) Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow
来吧，拿点神食，放开肚子喝神饮
PERCY: (Spoken) Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad?
为什么每个人都在把自己盘子里的一部分吃的刮到火里？这里伙食真的有那么糟糕吗？
LUKE: (Spoken) Offering to the gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated.
是献给天神们。诸神强大且无所不能，但这还不够，他们需要受人感激
To the gods!
敬诸神！
ENSEMBLE: (Spoken) To the gods!
敬诸神！
LUKE: Oh, things couldn't be worse
哦，还有什么比这更苦：
When your parents run the universe
你的父母是万物之主
ALL: Oh, things couldn't be worse
哦，没有什么比这更惨：
When your folks run the universe
宇宙归你的家人掌管
LUKE: My dad is Hermes
我爸爸是赫尔墨斯
He messengers things
众神之信使
You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings
凭他那双长翅膀的鞋你就能认出他来
I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings
我在电话旁等着他来电，但从来都是白白等待
Oh no
哦不
(ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement )
（众人纷纷表示赞同）
When your dad's a god, life can be tough
当你爸是个神时，你日子可不好过了
I met the guy once, and once was enough
我就见过我爸一次，但一次已经算多了
(Spoken) Annabeth?
安娜贝丝？
ANNABETH: My mom's Athena
我妈妈是雅典娜
She's smart and she's wise
她博学睿智
She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys
她发誓不吃麸质，也不和男人扯上关系
But if she came to camp, it'd be a surprise
不过如果她能到营地来，那会是个惊喜
Oh no (LUKE AND KATIE: Oh no )
哦不（哦不）
Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me, and my dad works all day
噢，我的后妈，她讨厌死我了，而我爸整天都在工作
So I left Virginia and I ran away
所以我离家出走，跑出了弗吉尼亚州
PERCY: (Spoken) Wait, is that true?
等下，你说的是真的？
LUKE: (Spoken) Everybody!
大家一起唱！
ALL: Oh, things couldn't be worse
哦，还有什么比这更苦：
When your parents run the universe
你的父母是万物之主
Oh, things couldn't be worse
哦，没有什么比这更惨：
When your folks run the universe
宇宙归你的家人掌管
LUKE: Alright, who's next?
好啦，下一个谁来？
KATIE: (Spoken) Oh! Okay, let me see...
哦！好的，让我想想……
(Sung) My mom's Demeter
我妈妈是得墨忒耳
Goddess of grain
丰饶女神
She gets excited when it starts to rain
每当下雨她就兴奋不已
But planting and planting and planting's a pain
但是忙于耕种让人心生嫌隙
Oh no (ENSEMBLE: Oh no)
哦不（哦不）
(Spoken) Right?
是吧？
(Sung) For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car
我的朋友们在十六岁生日时得到了一辆车作为礼物
I got a fern in some dumb mason jar
而我却收到了一玻璃罐蠢爆了的蕨类植物
GROVER: (Spoken) Ooh, ooh! My turn!
哦哦哦！到我了！
(Sung) I'm a child of Pan
我是“潘神之子”
God of the wild
荒野之神
For those who love nature, they're often beguiled
那些自然爱好者，时常会为潘神着迷【注：潘神喜欢吹排箫，他吹的排箫具有催眠的力量。】
He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child...
潘并不真的是我爸爸，但我却算是他的孩子……
Oh no... (ENSEMBLE: Oh no)
哦不……（哦不）
He went for a hike to explore new frontiers
为了探索新的疆域，潘进行了一次远足
And no one has seen him for thousands of years
此后上千年都没人再见过他的真面目
ALL: Oh, things couldn't be worse
哦，还有什么比这更苦：
When your parents run the universe
你的父母是万物之主
Oh, things couldn't be worse
哦，没有什么比这更惨：
When your folks run the universe
宇宙归你的家人掌管
PERCY: (Spoken) Chiron! Who's your dad?
喀戎！你爸爸是谁？
CHIRON: (Spoken) Oh, well
噢，这个嘛
(Sung) My father is Kronos
我的爸爸是克洛诺斯
Remember my lecture
还记得我的演讲吗？
He ate his children
他吃了自己的孩子
LUKE: (Spoken) Chiron wins
喀戎赢了
(ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement)
（众人纷纷表示赞同）
How about you Silena?
你呢，席莲娜？
SILENA: The goddess of love
爱神阿芙洛狄忒
My mom's Aphrodite
是我的妈妈
She tries to be cool but mainly she's flighty
她努力做个冷美人，但是大部分时候依旧水性杨花
I'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie (ENSEMBLE: Oh no)
我把男孩子带回家，结果家里是穿着睡裙的我妈（别吧）
(Spoken) It's so embarrassing, guys!
各位，这真的超级尴尬好吗！
(Sung) I tried to seek help from even the fates
为了寻求帮助我甚至去找了命运三姐妹
Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates
因为我妈偷用我的睫毛膏，还搅黄我所有的约会
LUKE: (Spoken) Alright Percy, it's your turn
好啦，波西，轮到你了
PERCY: (Spoken) If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche
我唱歌可能会引起雪崩耶
LUKE: (Spoken) Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot
哎呀，咱们这儿都是自己人，来嘛，试一试
PERCY: My mom was named Sally
我妈妈名叫莎莉
She loved scary movies
她爱看恐怖电影
And food that was blue
她喜欢蓝色食品
And-
还有——
KATIE: (Spoken) He's doing it wrong
他搞错了
SILENA: (Spoken) Yeah, who's your godly parent?
是啊，你天神那方的父母是谁？
PERCY: (Spoken) Oh... I don't know
呃，我不知道
LUKE: (Spoken) It's alright. A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try
没关系，有很多混血者都不清楚自己的天神父母是谁。就让他唱下去吧
PERCY: So my dad is some god
所以我爸爸是某个神
That's great I guess...
我猜这是件好事……
Did he not want me? Or not want the stress?
他是不想要我这个儿子，还是不想要育儿压力？
Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess
拥有世界上最糟的爹，这事实在太逊，我的人生乌烟瘴气
Oh no (ENSEMBLE cheers)
哦不（众人欢呼）
I hope he shows even a trace
我倒是希望他展现点蛛丝马迹
Cause I got some choice words to throw in his face!
因为我有一堆刻薄话等着甩到他脸上去
ALL: Oh, things couldn't be worse
哦，还有什么比这更苦：
When your parents run the universe
你的父母是万物之主
Oh, things couldn't be worse
哦，没有什么比这更惨
LUKE: But I don't care where our parents may be
但我不在乎我们父母在哪里
As long as you are here with me
只要你们都和我在一起
ALL: We don't care where our parents may be
我们不在乎我们父母在哪里
As long as you are here with me
只要你们都和我在一起
As long as you are here with me!
只要你们都和我在一起！
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