歌词与中文翻译
This weekend on Weazel!
不要错过本周末的Weazel电视台！
Will you look at the size of
快看这个庞然大物啊
that thing ladies and gentlemen!
女士们先生们！
There's the real world, and then there's ours!
我们是独立于真实世界之外的又一乐园！
Kill him! Take him! We want blood!
杀了他！干掉他！给我们来点刺激的！
My god! Thunderbeast is out of the ring,
天啊！雷霆怪兽冲下拳击场
and he's stabbed Dr. Diabalo
照着暗黑之神博士就是一顿捅
with his sea crawl-serpent!
用的正是他的海爬蛇大环刀！
That's a triple roundhouse
他又使出一招三连回旋踢
hail-jussive-grabble smash!
这不是传说中的破碎圣手之惩戒吗！
You don't see THAT very often!
能看到这场面真是不虚此行啊！
You're a woman! Shoot his face!
你这个怂娘们！照他脸上怼啊！
There are gods, and there is man.
天上有神，神创世人
And one must fight for
这周末就将上演
the Intergalactic Wrestling Title this weekend!
星系拳王争霸赛！
You can't run, Hammerfist!
你跑不掉的，铁锤拳！
When I stick your head between my legs
看我不骑在你脑袋上
and pile-drive you up and down repeatedly,
给你来个上下翻飞打桩式
then you'll know what kind of man I am!
让你尝尝我的厉害！
It's entirely believable sports action!
这是完全真实可信的比赛！
Grown men fighting in leotards
几个穿着紧身衣的爷们
with their bare hands and thighs!
靠拳头和大腿一争高下！
This is manly! Not homoerotic!
这是阳刚之间的对决！不是在搞基！
See as Thunderbeast fights the
看，雷霆怪兽在抗击
primordial force of Brontosaurus Rex,
雷龙雷克斯的元气攻击
the wrestling caveman that
这家伙可是曾经
drags his woman around the ring by her hair!
抓着他老婆头发绕拳击场转圈的野蛮人！
The wrestling match that
这场拳击盛宴
the world has been waiting for!
全世界都为之瞩目！
And watch the group wrestling match that
群雄争霸，精彩纷呈
has some saying we gone too far!
玩的就是大尺度！
Six men! One ring! No way out but down!
六个壮汉同场竞技！你死我活，无路可逃！
Watch the epic battle and
来享受这史诗之战吧！
wonder at all human culture!
人类文明间的碰撞会让你惊掉下巴！
Sunday night on Weazel TV!
周日晚间黄金时段，就在Weazel电视台！