歌词与中文翻译
Girl:Uncle Ricky, could u read us a bed time story please, o please
Ricky叔叔,你能给我讲个睡前故事嘛？~求你啦~
(Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book. yall tucked in?)yea
好吧孩子上床去，我去拿书。准备好了吗？ 好耶
那就来吧
Here we go,
就在距离现在没有多久以前
Once upon a time not long ago,
人们各个穿着睡衣生活都挺悠闲
when people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
这世界有法律，这人间也有正义。
When laws were stern and justice stood,
所有人都知道生活就得守点儿规矩
and people were behavin' like they ought ta good,
但这里有个小伙儿 觉得自己非常牛B
There lived a lil' boy who was misled,
还有他的小伙伴说有个非常屌的主意
by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
“我跟你 咱去搞点儿Money”
"Me & You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash,
抢劫老头老太然后开溜大吉
robbin' old folks and makin' da dash",
事儿办的挺顺利 哎钞票大大滴
They did the job, money came with ease,
但一人总觉着不够还想更加~哈皮
but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease,
他抢了四五六七
He robbed another and another and a sista and her
抢了一对狗男女
brotha,
还抢了一位大哥没想人家是个卧底！
tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,
条子一把逮住他 条子一看就挺凶
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
他说：“小子你别动，你现在说啥都没用。”
he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static",
一拳打肚子 然后巴掌招呼脸
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
但他不知道这小子早就已经无法无天
but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped,
小子掏出一把枪，他说：“丫敢打我？”
The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?",
然后用枪指着腰子眼看就要开火
the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney,
条子吓得尿失禁，小子开始自己合计
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
“我干了这票不得好好蹲上几年监狱？
"I'll do years if I pull this trigga",
所以小子开始跑路，他跑出一条街
So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
条子赶紧就用喇叭通知那边那位大姐
cop radioes it to another lady cop,
小子爬过一棵树，他撞上这位姐姐
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
子弹立马飞过来，他一枪没想会打偏
a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
他仔细看看周围情况然后下定主意
Looked around good and from expectations,
他决定要跑到地铁站里先在那里避避
so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations,
但是大姐追上来，他只能往左跑
But she was coming and he made a left,
他跑的飞快但是已经上气不接下气
he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath,
他撞上一个老头骂他是不是没长眼睛
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry)
终于跌跌撞撞就跑进了一个废弃工地
then he made his move to an abandoned building,
上楼上楼上楼他一路玩儿命逃跑
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
终于打开门他喊了一句：哎哟我艹！
opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Dave 好家伙你到底磕了多少药
Dave the **** fiend shootin' ****,
你知不知道你已经多久没洗过澡
who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
他说（我需要子弹，快点，跑）
He said(I need bullets, hurry up, run)
这位大哥转身给他一把牛B的散弹枪
the **** fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
他跑出门去但是一看到处都是警察
He went outside but there was cops all over,
他赶紧钻进一辆二手快要报废捷达
then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova,
一脚油门捷达也能轰上83
Raced up the block doing 83,
一不留神连人带车撞得稀巴烂
crashed into a tree near university,
好不容易爬出来那捷达终于完蛋
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
滴答滴答滴答眼看条子就要过来
rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
子弹早就打光但是他还不想投降
Ran out of bullets and still had static,
他赶紧抓住一个孕妇然后要做文章
grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic,
拿枪指着她的头，说这枪里有子弹
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead,
他告诉条子（滚开不然她脑袋就要稀烂）
he told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead),
他自己也明白这样下去迟早要完
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
所以他丢下女的赶紧继续玩命儿跑路
so he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
警笛声儿响 他快要跑不动
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
终于这大兄弟被警察围的水泄不通
before long the lil' boy got surrounded,
他丢下他的枪 也没了脾气
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
所以今天睡前故事我就讲到这里
and this is the way I have to end this story,
他今年才17 脑子就像被驴踢
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream,
条子还是开了枪 小子终于归了西
the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream,
你们都别笑，因为这一点也没趣
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
这只是一个教你别学坏的教训
just another case about the wrong path,
教你好好做人 顶天立地
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST.
晚安
哦，Ricky叔叔可真怪
Good Night.
不清楚，他说好好做人顶天立地是啥意思？
Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd
不知道，我想他会解释的…晚安
I don't know, what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast?
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I don't know, I think he'll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite
slick rick-儿童故事
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slick rick-children's story