歌词
An ancient pastime just went cyber-optic!
一项古老的消遣活动要电子化啦！
Mom, look! I'm playing with myself!
老妈快看！我在自娱自乐呢！
EXsorbeo!
伊索比殴！
Hand-held gaming action is here!
一项用手的游戏！
The EXsorbeo Game System
伊索比殴游戏机
fits in the palm of your hand,
和你的手型完美匹配
and provides hours of fun!
给你无尽乐趣！
Mom, look! I'm playing with myself!
老妈快看！我在自娱自乐呢！
Once you discover
一旦你领略了
the action-packed action of Exorbio,
伊索比殴的乐趣
you won't be able to stop!
根本停不下来啊！
EXsorbeo!
伊索比殴！
Take your newfound addiction everywhere!
想在哪玩都可以！
The three-color screen is just like real life.
这三色屏的画质真是栩栩如生啊
Play games like "Morning Missile Crisis",
无数大作等你尝试，像“晨间导弹危机”
"Free the hostages","One-eyed Monster War",
“让人质跑出来”、“独眼怪兽之战”
"Light saber struggle","ZIF","Squirt","Pocket pool",
“光剑争霸”，“插拔无压力”，“喷射”，“口袋桌球”
"Mortal Sin" and "Tonsil Hockey".
“弥天大罪”，“深喉曲棍球”
But be careful! You might go blind!
不过要当心！眼睛别玩瞎咯！
Mom! I'm out of batteries! And my arm aches!
老妈！游戏机没电了！我胳膊也好疼！
EXsorbeo!
伊索比殴！
Or, link up your EXsorbeos for
还可尝试新玩法，小伙伴们一起玩伊索比殴
private swordfight battles!
来个私密棍棒大战吧！
I wonder if dad still does it?
真想知道老爸是不是也还在玩这个啊？
EXsorbeo! Let the games commence! EXsorbeo!
伊索比殴！开启游戏征程！伊索比殴！