This Had Better Come to a Stop

WHIZZER: Late for dinner, late again

WHIZZER, MARVIN, AND TRINA: Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late, late, late, late

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late, late, late, late

MARVIN: Whizzer's supposed to always be here

Making dinner, set to screw

That's what pretty boys should do

Check their hairlines, make the dinner

And love me!

This is going nowhere and fast, Whizzer.

This little thing that we have will not last.

Don't feel responsible, after all it's through.

WHIZZER: I'm not responsible.

MARVIN: Life can be wonderful-

Isn't this wonderful?

And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer.

Now, Whizzer, ciao Whizzer, bend!

This had better come to an end.

TRINA: I was supposed to make the dinner

Make it pretty on his plate

Every wife should pull her weight

Have it ready, make it tasty

And love him.

This had better come to a stop, doctor.

This has been a tragic and horrible flop.

MENDEL: Don't feel responsible, after all it's through.

TRINA: Who is responsible?

MENDEL: Don't ask me questions.

I'm frightened of questions.

But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina.

Smile, Trina, I'll help you mend.

WHIZZER AND TRINA: I met this man today.

He wasn't very smart, but he was rich, Marvin

Which, Marvin, do you prefer I lust for?

Brains or money?

MARVIN: Brains. I'm not so rich. ( WHIZZER AND TRINA: Brains or money? ) But, hell, I'm smart.

Love me-

WHIZZER AND TRINA: No.

MARVIN: Love me, please, or break my heart.

WHIZZER AND TRINA: This is all very neat. ( MARVIN: This is all very neat. )

WHIZZER AND TRNA: This is all very smart. ( MARVIN: This is all very neat. )

MARVIN:This is all very smart.

This had better come to a stop, Mendel.

Don't touch me; don't condescend

This had better come...

This had better come to a

This, this, this, this

This had better come to an end

This had better come to an end!

TRINA: Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. I chopped it; I served his food.

The asshole forced me. ( WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop )

And still the bastard divorced me! ( WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop )

MARVIN: Late for dinner, late again ( TRINA: It isn't like he said. )

Late for dinner, late again ( TRINA: You probably hurt his pride. )

Late for dinner, late again ( TRINA: He's got to have it all.)

Late for dinner, late again, late... ( TRINA: He's like a baby who's denied- )

WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: This had better come to a stop, Marvin

WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON: This has been a lousy but fabulous flop

WHIZZER: Why is it always ourselves who have to change?

MARVIN: This is incredibly boring.

WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON: You've got a temper that redefines temper

And this had better come to a stop, Marvin.

Why, Marvin, try, Marvin, bend!

This had better come

This had better come to a

This, this, this

This had better come to an end-

MARVIN: This had better come to an end-

ALL: This had better come to an end!