A Marriage Proposal / A Tight-Knit Family

JASON: This is how you make a marriage proposal.

MENDEL: I love you dear.

I think you're swell.

You're never near me close enough to tell

If I'm delightful or not.

I crave your wrist.

I praise your thigh.

There's not a guy,

There's not a piece of paper,

There's not a man in pants

Who could love you the same as I!

Oftentimes, lovers are crazy people.

Sometimes they kill each other.

Just like a biblical brother

Did to his biblical brother

Back in biblical times.

TRINA: Biblical times?

MARVIN: Biblical times?

MENDEL: Biblical times. Oh, those' biblical times!

I love your eyes.

I love your face.

I want you by my side to take my place

If I get sick or detained.

Don't touch your hair, you're perfect.

Don't start to cry.

There's not a guy,

There's not a horse or zebra,

There's not a giant man

Who could love you the same as I!

Forget that giant man,

He can't love you the same as I!

I'm not a giant man,

But I'll love you until,

Love you until,

I die!

MARVIN: Well, the situation's this

I don't want to cause a stink

I divorced my wife, she dried her eyes

Then she ran off with my shrink

But I want a tight-knit family

I want a wife who knows what love is

Maybe she does

I'm too damn peeved, self-absorbed, self-deceived!

Who knows?

MENDEL: I should worry what he says like his words could hurt me worse

Marvin acts bereft

My acts of theft

Are incredibly perverse (MARVIN: You said it?)

It's embarassing

But I've got a nice tight family

Son with a brain and nice bright mother

Yes, I feel guilt. Yes, I'm annoyed.

But so was Jung, so was Freud.

But I know you'll come through it (MARVIN: I can't believe she loves you)

If so you'll end looking rich (MARVIN: Why? I'm sure she cannot love you)

MARVIN: But nothing is impossible

MENDEL: Look who's got power

MARVIN: King of the losers

MENDEL: At eighty an hour

He can b*tch, I can stall

MARVIN: I want...

MARVIN/MENDEL: I want it all/I got it all

MARVIN&MENDEL: I'm sure we're gonna come through it.

No doubt the bastard prepares

We're needy and wanting

We're greedy as swine

MENDEL: I just got a family

MARVIN: The family was mine.

MARVIN&MENDEL: But who dares, dares to brawl?

MARVIN/MENDEL: I want it all/I got it all

I want it all/I got it all

I want it all/I got it all