歌词
Homer:Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Homer:总有一天,你会为此感谢我的 儿子
Bart:Not bloody likely.
Bart:那绝对不可能
Homer:No, it's true.
Homer:不,我说的是真的
You know, when I was a boy.
你知道吗 当我是个小男孩的时候
I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
我超级想要一个棒球手套
:but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
但是我爸爸就是不给我买
So I held my breath until I passed out
然后我就憋气,一直憋到昏倒
and banged my head on the coffee table.
还用我的头去撞桌子
The doctor thought
然后医生觉得
I might have brain damage.
我大脑可能有损伤
Bart:Dad, what's the point of this story?
Bart:老爸 这个故事的想表达什么?
Homer:I like stories.
Homer:我喜欢故事
Bart:Can I please
Bart:拜托了
go to the movie?
让我走吧
Homer:I know my punishment might seem
Homer:我知道我的惩罚有些严厉了
a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.
但我不能收回我的话
You're welcome to watch
你可以看电视
anything you want on TV.
看你任何你想看的节目
Bart:TV sucks.
Bart:电视很烂
专辑信息
1.The Simpsons Main Title Theme(Extended version)
2.Itchy & ScratchyMain Title Theme
3.Homer's Barbershop Quartet Medley: One Last Call / Baby On Board
4.Flaming Moe's
5.Happy Birthday, Lisa
6.$Pringfield Medley: The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas Version) / Gracie Films Logo
7.Dancin' Homer Medley: Crosstown Bridge / Capitol City
8.Jingle Bells
9.'Round Springfield Medley: Bleeding Gums Blues / A Four-Headed King / There She Sits, Brokenhearted / Jazzman
10.We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)
11.Oh, Streetcar!(The Musical): White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) / Long Before The Superdome / New Orleans / I Thought My Life Would Be A Mardi Gras / I Am Just A Simple Paper Boy / Stella / She Flies /
12.The Day the Violence Died Medley: Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor / The Amendment Song
13.Homer & Apu Medley: Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? / Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)
14.Senor Burns
15.Itchy & ScratchyEnd Credits Theme
16.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (Afro-CubanVersion)
17.Your Wife Don't Understand You
18.Kamp Krusty Medley: South Of The Border / Gracie Films Logo
19.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (AustralianVersion)
20.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World Homage)
21.Treehouse of Horror V Medley: Controlling The Transmission (Prologue) / The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme
22.Send in the Clowns
23.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (Hill Street BluesHomage)
24.A Fish Called Selma Medley: Troy Chic / Stop The Planet Of The Apes / Dr. Zaius / Chimpan A To Chimpan Z
25.Boy Scoutz N the Hood Medley: Saved By The Bell / Jackpot / Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) / Remember This? / Another Edwardian Morning
26.Two Dozen and One Greyhounds Medley: The Pick Of The Litter / See My Vest
27.Honey Roasted Peanuts
28.Eye on SpringfieldTheme
29.TV Sucks!
30.In Search of an Out of Body Vibe
31.Monorail Song, The
32.Bart Sells His Soul Medley: From God's Brain To Your Mouth / In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
33.Bagged Me a Homer
34.It Was a Very Good Beer
35.Cool
36.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (DragnetHomage)
37.Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) Medley: Who Dunnit? / The Simpsons End Credits Theme (JFKHomage)
38.Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme, The (The Addams FamilyHomage)
39.Lisa's Wedding Medley: Simpsons End Credits Theme (RenaissanceVersion) / Gracie Films Logo