The Day the Violence Died Medley: Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor / The Amendment Song

歌词
Kid:Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress?
Kid:嘿 谁在国会楼梯上丢的这些垃圾
Amendment:I'm not garbage.
Amendment:我不是垃圾
I'm an Amendment-to-Be,
我是个修正案
Yes, an Amendment-to-Be,
是的 我是个修正案
And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.
我希望他们会批准我
There's a lot of flag burners
有很多烧国旗者
Who have got too much freedom,
他们得到了太多的自由
I wanna make it legal
我想变为合法的
For policemen to beat 'em.
就是让警察打他们
'Cos there's limits to our liberties,
因为我们自由又限制
Least I hope and pray that there are,
至少我希望和祈祷他们是
'Cos those liberal freaks go too far.
因为这些自由太异想天开
Kid:Well, why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
Kid:可是我们为什么不能立法 让烧国旗变得违法
Amendment:Because that law would be unconstitutional.
Amendment:因为那个法律会违宪
But if we change the Constitution—
如果我们一旦修改宪法
Kid:Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Kid:那么我们就能制定各种疯狂的法律了
Amendment:Now you're catching on.
Amendment:你现在终于明白了
Kid:What if people say you're not good enough to be in the constitution?
Kid:如果有人说你在宪法里不够好怎么办?
Amendment:Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
Amendment:那我会排除异己
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
我会要Ted Kennedy付出代价
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.
如果他胜利归来 我就说他是同性恋
Congressman:Good news, Amendment!
Congressman:好消息 修正案
They ratified ya! You're in the U.S. Constitution!
他们修改了 你已经在美国宪法里了
Amendment:Oh yeah! Doors open, boys!
Amendment:太棒啦 大门已开 孩子们
专辑信息
1.The Simpsons Main Title Theme(Extended version)
2.Itchy & ScratchyMain Title Theme
3.Homer's Barbershop Quartet Medley: One Last Call / Baby On Board
4.Flaming Moe's
5.Happy Birthday, Lisa
6.$Pringfield Medley: The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas Version) / Gracie Films Logo
7.Dancin' Homer Medley: Crosstown Bridge / Capitol City
8.Jingle Bells
9.'Round Springfield Medley: Bleeding Gums Blues / A Four-Headed King / There She Sits, Brokenhearted / Jazzman
10.We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)
11.Oh, Streetcar!(The Musical): White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) / Long Before The Superdome / New Orleans / I Thought My Life Would Be A Mardi Gras / I Am Just A Simple Paper Boy / Stella / She Flies /
12.The Day the Violence Died Medley: Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor / The Amendment Song
13.Homer & Apu Medley: Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? / Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)
14.Senor Burns
15.Itchy & ScratchyEnd Credits Theme
16.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (Afro-CubanVersion)
17.Your Wife Don't Understand You
18.Kamp Krusty Medley: South Of The Border / Gracie Films Logo
19.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (AustralianVersion)
20.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World Homage)
21.Treehouse of Horror V Medley: Controlling The Transmission (Prologue) / The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme
22.Send in the Clowns
23.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (Hill Street BluesHomage)
24.A Fish Called Selma Medley: Troy Chic / Stop The Planet Of The Apes / Dr. Zaius / Chimpan A To Chimpan Z
25.Boy Scoutz N the Hood Medley: Saved By The Bell / Jackpot / Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) / Remember This? / Another Edwardian Morning
26.Two Dozen and One Greyhounds Medley: The Pick Of The Litter / See My Vest
27.Honey Roasted Peanuts
28.Eye on SpringfieldTheme
29.TV Sucks!
30.In Search of an Out of Body Vibe
31.Monorail Song, The
32.Bart Sells His Soul Medley: From God's Brain To Your Mouth / In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
33.Bagged Me a Homer
34.It Was a Very Good Beer
35.Cool
36.Simpsons End Credits Theme, The (DragnetHomage)
37.Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) Medley: Who Dunnit? / The Simpsons End Credits Theme (JFKHomage)
38.Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme, The (The Addams FamilyHomage)
39.Lisa's Wedding Medley: Simpsons End Credits Theme (RenaissanceVersion) / Gracie Films Logo