第一季第九集(6)

Patricia: Uh, sorry to bother you with this, chief. We've got kind of a situation .

Richard: What now?

(Richard is standing in front of a room full of doctors and interns with Patricia seated near him)

Richard: Three interns, four residents and six nurses on this surgical floor have been diagnosed with...syphilis.

(The room makes oohing noises)

Patricia: There are over 70,000 new cases every year.

(Olivia looks at George across the room)

Patricia: Undiagnosed, syphilis can lead to blindness, insanity and death.

Richard: If you are having unprotected *** with another member of the staff get tested. This is not a request.

Richard: Patricia will now give you a safe-*** demonstration .

(Patricia stands up holding a condom and a banana)

Patricia: When the time is right, and, gentlemen, you'll all know when that time is, carefully open the condom packet and roll it onto the banana.

(Derek enters)

Derek: (Whispering to Richard) We should try and get down to do the MRI now.

Richard: This isn't really a good time.

Derek: If you want to do this without anybody else knowing, you should do it now.

Patricia: Open communication is essential to a healthy relationship. In a responsible relationship...

Meredith: (Whispering to Cristina) Poor George.

Cristina: Yeah. You know, I think he really likes Typhoid Mary.

Meredith: Well, not many budding relationships survive a good dose of VD.

Cristina: Yeah.

Patricia: When the banana is finished...

Meredith: Yeah.

Patricia:...gently peel off the condom and dispose of it properly. With every fresh banana, always use a fresh condom.