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(George enters the locker room where Alex is trimming his nose hairs in the

mirror . He checks around to see if anyone else is in there)

Alex: I know I'm pretty to look at , George, but back up.

George: and all I need to ask you something.

Alex: I'm waiting.

George: I seem to be having this skin thing going on, like a rash, really. And I think I know what it is, but I can't get close enough to tell for sure.

Alex: Let's see it.

George: It's kinda located in an, um, you know, private...

Alex: You're a doctor, George. It's called a *****. You have a rash on your *****?

George: I think I can describe it. Um, it's k...red.

Alex: Look, just come on. Just show me your junk so we can get this over with.

George: So?

Alex: Dude, you've got syphilis.