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Robin :Hey, Ted,what are you doing for Halloween?
Ted :Well...
Robin :What?
Lily :Every Halloween,Ted waits for the slutty pumpkin.
Ted :That's right.
Robin :What's the slutty pumpkin?
Ted :You mean,Who is the slutty pumpkin?It was four years ago…
Ted : I was at this Halloween party,up on the roof of our building,
about to call it an early night,when out of nowhere appeared this girl in the ***iest pumpkin costume.
Robin :Wait, how can a pumpkin costume be ***y?
Ted :It was carved in strategic places.
Ted :So, we're at the bar and I see her mix
Ted :Kahlúa and...
Lily :Kahlúa and root beer.
Marshall :A cocktail she invented herself.
Ted :And she...
Barney :And she called it the Tootsie Roll.
Ted :Because...
ALL : Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll.
Ted :Hey, can I please tell the story? So we had this instant connection.She gave me her number. But then...
ALL : Something went terribly wrong.
Ted :Guys! Something went terribly wrong.
Lily :Happy Halloween.
Ted :Sonny, where's Cher?
Lily :Cher.
Marshall :Right here, babe.
Ted :I just met the perfect woman.She's funny, she's beautiful,
she loves”Star Wars”.
Marshall :Whoa, whoa, whoa.What's her take on Ewoks?
Ted :Loves them.
Marshall :Oh, good.I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks. The Rebellion would've failed without the Ewoks.
Ted :And get this. She's a marine biologist.She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.
Marshall :Oh, penguins are cool.Kind of like black-and-white Ewoks.I approve.
Ted :Hey, where's my Kit Kat?I put it right here on this table.
Lily :I don't know,but we have plenty of chocolate here.
Ted :No, no, no, you don't understand.I need that Kit Kat.She wrote her number on that wrapper. Where is it?
Lily :Uh-oh.
Ted :Hey, Dracula, come on. Give me the candy.Give me it!Where's the Kit Kat? Where's the Kit Kat?
Robin:嘿，泰德，你万圣节做什么？ Ted:我？ Robin:什么？ Lily:每个万圣节，泰德都在等那个放荡南瓜。 Ted:是没错。 Robin:什么是放荡南瓜？ Ted:你该问放荡南瓜是谁。是在四年前，我当时在我们楼顶上的万圣节晚会上，我正打算说这晚会哪都差劲，要回去睡觉的时候，那个女孩却以最性感的南瓜装扮出现了。 Robin:等等，南瓜装扮怎么性感的？ Ted:上面的战略位置都雕空了。 Ted:然后，我们在酒吧，我看她调制卡路拉…… Lily:卡路拉和根汁汽水。 Marshall:一种她自己发明的鸡尾酒。 Barney:而且她称呼其为... "爱人缠绵" All:因为品嚐起来就像是酒醉的爱人在缠绵。 Ted:嘿！请让我说这个故事,所以我们就立马就有了感觉。她给了我电话号码，但是 All:事情却变得非常糟糕了。 Ted:你们,事情却变得非常糟糕了。 Lily:万圣节快乐！ Ted:宝贝，雪儿去哪了？ Lily:雪儿？ Marshall:在这里，宝贝。 Ted:我刚见到了个完美的女人。她很有趣，她很美丽，还喜欢星球大战。 Marshall:喔、喔、喔，她怎么看Ewoks（一种外星人） Ted:她很喜欢。 Marshall:噢，不错。我搞不懂别人为什么不喜欢Ewoks。没有Ewoks，星际叛乱肯定成不了。 Ted:还有，她是个海洋生物学家。她曾经花了一年在南极洲研究企鹅。 Marshall:噢，企鹅才酷，就像黑白种的Ewoks。我赞同她。 Ted:嘿，我的巧克力棒去哪了？刚放在这张桌子上的。 Lily:不知道，放心，还有不少巧克力。 Ted:不，不，你不明白，我需要那个巧克力棒。她把电话写在包装纸上了，放哪去了 Lily:啊-噢 Ted:嘿，吸血鬼！快点，还给我，给我。巧克力棒去哪了，那个巧克力棒去哪了？
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