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Barney :Are you coloring in your butt?
Marshall :I have a big interview coming up. And my suit has holes in it. I can't sew. I don't own navy boxers. So, yeah, I'm coloring in my butt.
Barney : Just wear another one.
Marshall : I don't have another one.I'm flat broke. My only other suit options are track or birthday.
Barney :Dude, you show up to an interview in that,even the hippie lawyers from Granola Mountain Earth Pals will hacky-sack you straight out the door.
Marshall :Okay, it's the National Resource Defense Council and it's my dream job.Except it's only an internship and I won't be getting paid. Mostly getting people coffee.But the people I'm getting coffee for, their bosses are gonna save the world.
Barney :Okay. Tomorrow... And I should mention this is gonna rock your world.Tomorrow, I'm taking you to my personal tailor.
Marshall :A tailor? Barney, I make negative $300 a week and I need every negative penny of that for my wedding.
Barney :Relax. My guy does everything for one-third the cost.And there is no way you're getting married in that sarcastic-quotation-marks "suit."Tomorrow. Noon. My tailor.
Marshall :No thanks, dude.
Marshall : Noon?
Barney : Noon.
Marshall : Okay.
Barney : See you then.
Barney:你在给你的屁股上色 Marshall:我要去参加一个很重要的面试，但是我的西装上有洞了，我不会针线活,又没有蓝黑色的内裤,所以就，是的,我是在给我的屁股上色 Barney：那穿别的西装啊 Marshall：我没有别的西装了，我是个穷光蛋, 我剩下的選擇就隻有運動服和光屁股了 （英語中suit指西服，但tracksuit指運動裝） Barney：帅哥,你穿着这个去面试，即使是Granola公司招收素食主義嬉皮士律師（職業嬉皮原則上是素食主義者）也會直接把你炒魷魚的 Marshall：好吧,是国家环保局的面试，那可是我梦寐以求的工作，尽管只是个没有酬劳的实习机会，这工作的大部分活,也就是帮人倒咖啡，但是我倒咖啡给他们喝的那些人，他们的领导们正在要拯救地球 Barney：好的,明天-哦,我知道我要说的这事会让你的世界观受到冲击的。明天,我就带你去见我的私人裁缝 Marshall：一个裁缝。巴尼, 我每天賺負300美元而且我要省下這些負收入準備我的婚事 Barney：别担心,我那个裁缝的一切费用都打三折的，并且你也不能穿着这件,只是名字叫西装的西装去参加婚礼啊。明天,中午,见我的裁缝 Marshall：不用了,帅哥。中午？ Barney：中午.到时候见
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