歌词
Ted: You had to play the race card.
Barney:Relax, Ted, we didn't do anything wrong. And, BTW, we'd be out of here by now if you'd have tucked in your shirt.
Police: Go ahead, JFK. What is the baggage status?
Police A: They're clean. It's just a whole bunch of condoms. And a PowerBar.
Police: You're free to go.
Ted: Don't come to Philly.
Marshall: Man, I'm almost halfway there.
Ted: Yeah, we just got released and we're heading back on the next flight. Meet us at MacLaren's. Maybe we can still make last call.
Marshall: Can't we just...
Ted: No, we can't "just," we're going home.
Barney: We're going to Sascha's.
Ted: Who the hell is Sascha?
Barney: Sascha. She's having friends over for drinks at her house. It's gonna be legend... Wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, 'cause the second half of that word is "dairy."
Ted: No!
Barney: Legendary!
Marshall: Legendary. That sounds awesome!
Ted: No, Marshall, we're going back.
Marshall: Fine. Hold on, I have another call. Hello?
Barney: Marshall, we're going to Sascha's.
Ted: No, we're not.
Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here. Yes, we are.
Marshall: Sorry, buddy. Two against one.
Ted: 你偏要打肤色种族这张牌。 Barney: 哦，放轻松，Ted。我们没做错任何事。还要顺便说一句，如果你早把衬衫塞好，我们早就可以走了。 Police: 说吧，肯尼迪机场，行李箱是什么情况 Police A: 没问题了，只是满满一箱安全套。还有功能饮料。 Police: 你们可以走了。 Ted: 别到费城来了。 Marshall: 伙计，我都走到一半了。 Ted: 我们刚被释放了，我们坐下一半飞机回来。我们在Mcclaren's见，也许还能喝几杯。 Marshall: 我们能不能就...... Ted: 不，我们没有就什么，我们回家。 Marshall: 我们要去Sasha家。 Ted: Sasha是谁？ Barney: Sasha，她请了朋友到她家里去做客，这肯定会是传……等等，而且我希望你不对牛奶过敏，因为下一半是"奇性的"（Legen-dary，dary与乳制品谐音） Ted: 不！ Barney: 传奇性的！ Marshall: 传奇？这听起来很酷。 Ted: 不，Marshall，我们要回家。 Barney: 好吧，别挂，我有个插拨。 Barney: Marshall，我们去Sasha家。 Ted: 不，我们不去！ Ted: Ted，Ted，Ted，看这儿。我们要去的。 Marshall: 对不起，伙计，二比一。
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