Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) [Act 1 Finale]

[DELIA, spoken:] Business friends

I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months

I don't even know how many. I'd have to check my pay stubs

But, as my guru Otho always says-

[DELIA, sung:] Day-O!

[CHARLES, spoken:] What?

[LYDIA, spoken:] What's going on Delia? Are you alright?

[DELIA, spoken:] Um, I-I am so sorry

I don't-I don't know what just happened. I meant to say-

[DELIA, sung:] Me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-o!

[CHARLES, spoken:] Delia? Do you need to lie down?

[DELIA, spoken:] No! No, I just need to-

[DELIA, sung:] Daylight come and me wanna go home

[*gasping*]

[DELIA, spoken:] What is happening to me?

[CHARLES, spoken:] Maxie!

[MAXIE, spoken:] Yes?

[CHARLES, spoken:] On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say-

[CHARLES, sung:] Work all night on a drink of rum

[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home

[DELIA:] Stack banana till the morning come, brrah!

[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home

Day, me say day o

Daylight come and me wanna go home

[CHARLES:] Come mister tally man, tally me banana

[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home

[MAXIE:] Come mister tally man tally me banana

[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home

[CHARLES, spoken:] Lydia! Call 9-1-1!

Wait, why aren't you dancing?

[LYDIA, spoken:] It's like I told you Dad! This house is haunted.

And the ghosts who live here ...want you out!

Barbara, the pig!

[BARBARA, spoken:] Who wants bacon?!

[DELIA, spoken:] No! No! I'm a vegan!

[CHARLES:] A beautiful bunch of ripe banana

[ALL, excluding LYDIA:] Daylight come and me wanna go home

[MAXINE:] Hide the deadly black tarantula

[PIG:] Daylight come and me wanna go home

[ALL:] Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch

Daylight come and me wanna go home

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch

Daylight come and me wanna go home

[CHARLES, spoken:] Maxie! Please, forgive me! If I had known-

[MAXIE, spoken:] Chuck, you moron! Don't apologize! We're gonna be rich!

[CHARLES & LYDIA, spoken:] What?

[MAXIE, spoken:] I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community"

But a genuine haunted house? It's a goldmine!

[LYDIA, spoken:] No!

[CHARLES, spoken:] Do you hear that Delia? These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune!

[LYDIA, spoken:] No, you're supposed to be scared!

[ADAM, spoken:] Lydia, we're so sorry! It didn't work!

[LYDIA, spoken:] There's one thing that can still stop him

[BARBARA, spoken:] Lydia, no! You don't know what will happen!

[LYDIA, spoken:] I can't keep living like this! Beetlejuice!

[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:] Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

I'm so glad you changed your mind

You are never gonna regret this

[LYDIA, spoken:] Beetlejuice...

[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:] We are gonna make such a great team!

Give me just one... more...

[LYDIA, spoken:] Beetlejuice!

[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:] It's showtime!

It's our house now, kid!

[LYDIA, spoken:] Whoa...

[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:] Looks like we're not invisible anymore!