歌词
"The Whole "Being Dead" Thing"
(feat. Alex Brightman)
(from "Beetlejuice (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" soundtrack)
BETELGEUSE, sung:
Hey, folks! Begging your pardon!
嗨!不好意思,
'Scuse me! Sorry to barge in
突然出现.
Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole
让我们跳过哭哭啼啼,
Y'know Being dead thing
开始死后的生活
你死定了!尽情享受这首歌
You're doomed! Enjoy the singing
死神在来的路上
The sword of Damocles is swinging
如果我听到手机铃声,
And if I hear your cell-phone ringing
我会亲自杀了你
I'll kill you myself
死后的生活!
The whole being dead thing!
死亡会让人感到压抑
“我还没活够!
Death can get a person stressed
现在再也看不到亲友了!”
"We should have carpe'd way more diems
我能展示死后的世界,
Now we're never gonna see 'em!"
所以不要惊慌
I can show you what comes next
好好坐好
So don't be freaked
我一周要演8场剧!
Stay in your seats
所以请放松,
I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week!
喝下你的劣酒,
So just relax, you'll be fine
深呼吸!
Drink your fifty-dollar wine
And take a breath!
欢迎来到一场关于死亡的剧!
ENSEMBLE:
Welcome to a show about death!
在死后的世界,
你不会有事
BETELGEUSE:
去死!!!大家都会死!!!
You're...
You're gonna be fine...
我会带你...
On the other side...
探索死后世界...
DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
坦白一下:这是一场关于死亡的剧!
I'll...
I'll be your guide...
在死后世界,
To the other side...
大家都和乐融融
而且女厕不用排队!
ENSEMBLE:
Oh, and full disclosure: It's a show about death!
随地即可!
死后的生活!
BETELGEUSE:
你会爱上死后的世界
Everybody gets on fine here
没关系就开个玩笑
Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here
哦!我每场表演都会吸好多
The women's bathroom has no line here
死后...
Just...
Pee where you want!
的生活!!!
The whole being dead thing!
所有人终有一死
You're just gonna love the folks here
“我健身,我吃素!”
Yes, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here!
天呐给我一粒晕车药
And every show I do, like, a TON of coke here
是时候面对现实了“
是人就早晚要死,
The whole-
也许连圣诞都活不到
*heavy sniffing*
或者被饼干呛死
PAH-HAH! The whole being dead thing!
概率极大!
休息一下
Nobody is bullet-proof!
这里像在守灵一样
"I work out, I eat clean!"
布景都是假的!
Jesus, pass the Dramamine
而且有条蛇!!!
Time to face the brutal truth:
欢迎来到一场关于死亡的剧!
'Cause we're all on a hitlist
Might not live 'till Christmas
Choke to death on Triscuits
Hey, that's just statistics
在死后的世界,
So take a little break here
谢谢!
Kinda like a wake here
你不会有事
The scenery is fake here
心情好吗?
But there's a giant snake here!
不太好!
ENSEMBLE:
Welcome to a show about death!
我会带你...
探索死后世界...
BETELGEUSE:
正经来说,欢迎来到一场关于
You're...
You're gonna be fine...
死亡是忌讳的,但天天发生,
THANK YOU!
医生也对他无可奈何
On the other side...
最多只能让你付钱
HOW YOU DOIN'?
Not good!
你要是在听这张专辑的时候死掉的话...
Ba-be-ba-ba-be-bo-boo-bap-boop!
我会一直唱下去
I'll...
命运和天意不存在
I'll be your guide!
只有对死亡漫长的等待
To the other side!
无数讨厌的人会让你的生活
Seriously, though, this is a show about-
直到有一天, 你会突然死去!
ENSEMBLE:
这就是生活的奥妙:
Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new
是人都得死!
There's nothing medical professionals could do
把扔进坑里
'Cept maybe just bill you
“天呐太悲惨了!”
“什么什么圣经,什么什么基督”
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
死都死了,谁还在意
If you die while listening to this album
不用再健身!
It's still gonna keep playing
告辞各位绿茶
从摇篮到坟墓
ENSEMBLE:
死亡只是个过程
There's no destiny or fate
我已把习俗打破
Just a terrifying wait
Filled with people that you hate
所以让我们开始
And on a certain date, the universe kills you!
死后的生活!!!
BETELGEUSE:
大家欢迎来到一场关于死亡的剧!
That's the thing with life:
No-one makes it out alive!
Toss that body in the pit
"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"
"Blah, blah, Bible. Jesus magic."
When you're dead, who gives a shit?
No pilates, no more yoga!
"Namaste", you freakin' posers
From the cradle to cremation
Death just needs a little conversation!
I have mastered the art (Dies Irae!)
Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae!)
So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae!)
On the whole being dead thing!
ALL:
God, I hope you're ready for a show about death!
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