歌词与中文翻译
Welcome, Monsieur
先生，快请进
Sit yourself down
请您随便坐
And meet the best innkeeper in town
来见见全镇最好的旅店老板
As for the rest
其他老板
All of'em crooks
都是骗子
Rooking their guests and cooking the books
一手敲竹杠，一手做假账
Seldom do you see
您上哪去找
Honest man like me
像我这样的老实人
A gent of good intent
一身正气的
Who's content to be
真正的绅士
Master of the house
旅店的主人
Doling out the charm
可爱又迷人
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
随时准备着友善待客
Tells a saucy tale
说个小段子
Makes a little stir
搞点小乐子
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
客人就爱乐天派
Glad to do me friend a favor
最愿意给朋友帮忙
Doesn't cost me to be nice
嘴甜又不用本钱
But nothing gets you nothing
可是天上不掉馅饼
Evetything has got a little price
哪有不要钱的东西
Master of the house
旅店的老板
Keeper of the zoo
动物园的主人
Ready to relieve them of a sou or two
看宁负担太重帮您减一两个铜板
Watering the wine
酒里兑点水
Making up the weight
秤上加点码
Pickin'up their knick-knacks when thet can't see straight
趁人不备顺走点小玩意儿
Everybody loves a landlord
大家都爱房东
Everybody's bosom friend
大家的好朋友
I do whatever pleases
最会讨人欢心
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
老天！再把他们吸干
Master of the house
旅店的主人
Quick to catch yer eye
吸引您眼球
Never wants a passerby to pass him by!
对过路人也要露一小手
Servant to the poor
穷人的公仆
Butler to the great
权贵的管家
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
知心人，哲学家，终身好伙伴
Everybody's boon companion
大家的益友
Everybody's chaperone
大家的守护者
But lock up your valises
但是锁好包
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
老天！看我不刮你一层皮
Enter Monsieur, lay down your load
先生请进，放下行李
Unlace your boots
脱下靴子
And rest from the road
解解旅途劳顿
This weighs a ton
这有千斤重
Travel's a curse
旅途真受罪
But here we strive to lighten your purse
不过我们尽量让您的钱包轻松
Here the goose is cooked
这肥鸽已煮好
Here the fat is fried
肉也已煎熟
And nothing's overlooked till I'm satisfied
事无巨细，都得我满意才行
Food beyond compare
食物无与伦比
Food beyond belief
美味难以置信
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
混进绞肉机，就当是牛肉吧
Kidney of a horse
马的肾
Liver of a cat
猫的肝
Filling up the sausages with this and that
乱七八糟加进去就算是香肠吧
Residents are more than welcome
竭诚欢迎住客
Bridal suite is occupied
婚礼套房都客满啦
Reasonable charges
收费合理
Plus some little extras on the side!
加上少少额外费用
Charge 'em for the lice
狮子要收费
Extra for the mice
老鼠要加钱
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
照镜子两次，多收百分之二
Here a little slice
这里揩点油
There a little cut
那里挖点金
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
关窗睡觉多收百分之三
When it comes to fixing prices
要说倒腾价格嘛
There are a lot of tricks he knows
他知道的把戏可真不少
How it all increases
看着蹭蹭上涨
All those bits and pieces
积少成多
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
天哪！真是涨的比天高啊
Master of the house
旅店的主人
Quick to catch yer eye
吸引你的眼球
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
对过路人也要露一手
Servant to the poor
穷人的公仆
Butler to the great
富人的管家
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
知心人，哲学家，终身好伴侣
Everybody's boon companion
大家的益友
Gives 'em everything he's got
为你倾尽所有
Dirty bunch of geezers
这对色老头
Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
天哪！真是丧气到家了
Mrs. Théardier:
德纳迪埃夫人：
I used to dream
我曾梦想
That I would meet a prince
能遇到王子
But God Almighty,
但万能的主啊
Have you seen what's happened since?
看看发生了什么惨剧
Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit!
旅店主人？我呸都懒得呸
Comforter, philosopher? and lifelong ....!
知心人？哲学家？终身的噩梦
Cunning little brain
奸诈的小脑瓜
Regular Voltaire
还学伏尔泰
Thinks he's quite a lover
自以为是情圣
But there's not much there
可惜那里不太行
What a cruel trick of nature
上天真是弄人
Landed me with such a louse
给我这只虱子
God knows how I've lasted
天知道
Living with this bastard in the house!
我还要跟这个混蛋一起住多久
Théardier & Drinkers: Master of the house!
德纳迪埃和酒鬼们：旅店之主
Mrs. Théardier: Master and a half!
德纳迪埃夫人：主你个头
Théardier & Drinkers: Comforter, philosopher
德纳迪埃和酒鬼们：知心人，哲学家
Mrs. Théardier: Ah, don't make me laugh!
德纳迪埃夫人：哈，别搞笑了
Théardier & Drinkers: Servant to the poor! Butler to the great!
德纳迪埃和酒鬼们：穷人的公仆，权贵的管家
Mrs. Théardier: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
德纳迪埃夫人：虚伪又短浅还烂醉
Everybody bless the landlord!
大家都保佑房主
Everybody bless his spouse!
大家都保佑他老婆
Théardier: Everybody raise a glass!
德纳迪埃:大家都举杯
Mrs. Théardier: Raise it up the master's arse!
德纳迪埃夫人：举到主人的屁股
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!
大家都来为店主举杯