歌词与中文翻译
Male: Oh Max,
男：噢，Max（狗的名字，下同）
We go everywhere together.
我们总是一起出去
Right boy?
是吧乖宝贝？
女声：在Petstuffers（宠物填充？），我们知道只有这个可怜的男人和他的爱犬之间的关系，
Female: At Petstuffers we know there's nothing more then a relationship between man and his dog,
有的时候你就是不能放弃
Sometimes you just can't let go.
男：Max！
你为什么不吃你的食物啊！
Male: Max!
这已经连续两周了！
You didn't eat your food!
Max你还好吗？
That's the second week in a row!
女声：当这种难以启齿的事情发生以后，只要把你的四条腿的朋友放在冰箱或冰柜里
Max?!
然后打电话给Petstuffers
我们将在一周内到达那里接他
Female: When the unspeakable happens just put your four legged friend in the fridge or freezer,
在不到一个月的时间里，他就会恢复如初
Then call Petstuffers.
通过源自古埃及的蟆法以及动物标本剥制术
We'll be there within a week to pick him up,
你将和你最忠实的朋友永远的在一起
And in less than a month he'll be back good as new.
男：这才对嘛！真是一条乖狗狗！
Through and ancient Egyptian miracle process called Taxidermy,
女声：Petstuffers（宠物填充公司）！
You and your best friend will always be together.
有时候你不能放手
很快就会有祖父母
Male: Yea, that's a good dog!
接下来的时间是浪漫的费尔南多的个人抒情时间
Female: Petstuffers!
When you just can't let go,
And coming soon Grandparents forever.
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