Finale

Finale

PHOEBE:

Monty!

MONTY:

Look at Phoebe

Noble and pious

My esteem for her only grows

But, when

I am with Phoebe

I am on fire

Thinking of

SIBELLA:

Monty.

MONTY:

Sibella

Full of desire

Passion and dare I

Say it: love

But, when

I'm with Sibella

Whom do I admire

PHOEBE:

Monty, darling.

MONTY:

Phoebe

Perfect and lovely

Who couldn't love her

SIBELLA:

Oh, Monty?

MONTY:

Round and

Round and

Round and

Round and round it goes

MAGISTRATE:

What a fantastic story, your Lordship.

You'll have something for your memoirs now, won't you?

MONTY:

Ha ha. My memoirs. My memoirs! Gasp! My memoirs!

COMPANY:

Oh, the memoirs

The memoirs

Oops, yes

What about the memoirs?

CHAUNCEY:

Here, my Lord.

I found this journal in your cell and I thought you might need it.

MONTY:

Oh. How very thoughtful. Thank you!

COMPANY:

Monty Navarro

How have you come so very far?

Monty Navarro

Too far to comprehend

Monty Navarro

Do we know who you really are?

What will your future

Portend?

Monty Navarro

Monty Navarro

Monty D'Ysquith Navarro!

MONTY:

I am the ninth Earl of Highhurst

COMPANY:

And this is not...

MONTY:

The thought occurs. If I didn't poison the Earl, who did?

MISS SHINGLE:

Prussic Acid in just the right amount works almost instantly.

Of course, if Monty had been found guilty,

I had every intention of coming forward to confess my crime.

Long live the Earl!

MONTY:

I'm still the ninth Earl of Highhurst

COMPANY:

And this is not the...

CHAUNCEY:

I am standin' 'ere with poison in me pocket

COMPANY:

This is not the end!