歌词
ASTROLOGER
【占星师】
I don't think you should shoot before July 15th
我认为你不应该在7月15号前开拍
Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
现在对双鱼座来说不是个好时候
If you want 'til Venus is in Capricorn
如果你等到金星运行到摩羯座
You'll avoid a catalogue of crises
你就可以避开各种危机
MASSEUR 1
【按摩师1】
I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
我还要三个星期帮你的大腿塑性
No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty
绝对不能吃碳水化合物，一定不能偷吃
MASSEUR 2
【按摩师2】
We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue
我们很快就能让你的皮肤像少女般光滑
You won't look a day over forty
你看起来绝不会超过40岁
BEAUTICIAN 1
【美容师1】
We have dry heat, we have steam
我们有干蒸，还没有湿蒸
BEAUTICIAN 2
【美容师2】
We have moisturizing cream
我们有保湿霜
BEAUTICIAN 3
【美容师3】
We had mud-packs, we have blood sacks
我们有泥浆，我们有血袋
BEAUTICIAN 2
【美容师2】
It's a rigorous regime
这是个严格的保养计划
ALL
【所有人】
Not a wrinkle when you twinkle
你眨眼时不会再有皱纹
Or a wobble when you walk
你走路时不会再有晃动
BEAUTICIAN 3
【美容师3】
Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
当然了，你肯定得吃点苦
ALL
【所有人】
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
永葆青春总要吃苦
ANALYST
【心理医师】
Listen to your super ego not your id
听从你的超我，而不是你的年龄
Age is just another damn neurosis
衰老只是一种可怕的精神衰弱
I'll have you regressing back to infancy
我可以让你倒流回婴儿时期
And back into the womb under hypnosis
用催眠术可以让你回到母亲的子宫
DOCTOR
【医生】
I inject the tissue of the fetal lamb
我给你注射了羊胎素
The forumla's the one Somerset Maugham owns
这可是萨默塞特·毛姆的秘方
Just modest course of thirty-sevent shots
只需要注射37剂
And you will be a heaving mass of hormones
你就能重新分泌大量荷尔蒙
ALL
【所有人】
No more crow's feet, no more flab
不再像乌鸦似的走路，不再有雀斑
No more love handles to grab
不再有“游泳圈”在腰间
You'll be so thin they'll all think you're
你会变得很瘦，所有人都看的到
Walking sideways like a crab
横着走过人行道
Nothing sagging, nothing bagging
没有下垂，没有眼袋
Nothing dragging on the floor
走路不再拖拖拉拉
Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
当然了，你肯定得吃点苦
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
永葆青春总要吃苦
Of course, there's bound to be a little suffering
当然了，你肯定得吃点苦
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
永葆青春总要吃苦
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