*** Machine

I’ve got a brand new pair of genes

I’ve been to the doc, he’s got the means

He’s turned me into a *** Machine

He’s given me a pair of enormous balls

That could even fill the Festival Hall

With schoolgirls *screaming* for more and more

(*sometimes creaming or even squeaming*)

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I’m going to the doctor’s

It’s easy you see

No need for operations

And you’ll know how it feels

Tomorrow I get my hands done

With fifteen fingers and a phallic thumb

I’ll rattle the girls till they come and come

The stomach lining change has really done the trick

It brews alcohol and give me kicks

And makes me have supersonic sicks

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I’ve got pricks on my toes and one on my nose

And some on my back that nobody knows

And the one I got first still grows and grows

I’ve got a set of clits hanging in my ear

I went to the doc to get a smear

He told me I had gonorrhoea

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I nuclear prick is hidden up my bum

I tried it on a lady who likes some fun

And she got blown to kingdom come

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(Explosion)