Day Two

[Alarm Clock]

Who is that?

Who is that?

Emerging from his burrow?

Who can see today what we won’t see until tomorrow?

Shaman of the shadows

[RADIO DJ #1] Springer of the spring

Come on

[RADIO DJ #1&#2] Is it a squirrel?

Is it a beaver?

[RADIO DJ #1] Kinda both

[RADIO DJ #1&#2] But not quite either!

[RADIO DJ #1] That’s right, woodchuck-chuckers, it’s

[RADIO DJ #1&#2] Groundhog Day!

[RADIO DJ #1] We’re here live from Gobbler’s Knob talking about everything! （Idiots）

[RADIO DJ #2] The weather

[RADIO DJ #1] Tempurature （You’re playing yesterday’s tape）

[RADIO DJ #2] The weather

[RADIO DJ #1] It just got

[RADIO DJ #2] Totally wacky!

[PHIL] There’s nothing more depressing than..

[RADIO DJ #1] February 2nd

[RADIO DJ #2] I mean what could be crazier than groundhogs in February?

[RADIO DJ #1] By the way, that’s a great hat you’re wearing

[RADIO DJ #2] Thanks! I made it myself

[Phone] Good morning, this is your wake up call

[PHIL] I didn’t set a wake up call

[Phone] Happy Groundhog Day!

[PHIL] Happy Groundho-

[RADIO DJ #1] There’s talk of a blizzard, how cold would you say it is?

[PHIL] How many days is this holiday?

[RADIO DJ #2] Oh, I’m no good at science Haha

[RADIO DJ #1] You know,

you lose up to eighty percent of your body heat through your head?

[PHIL] Blah blah blah blah blah blah-blah blah-blah

You’re so fired

[RADIO DJ #1] ..have a good education?

[RADIO DJ #2] Punxsutawney High!

[RADIO DJ #1&#2] Gooooo Chucks!

[PHIL] Go Penn State!

[RADIO DJ #2] Oh, I’m still hungover

[PHIL] God damn amateurs

[RADIO DJ #1] But right now, the question on everyone’s lips

[PHIL & DJ #2] Chapped lips

[RADIO DJ #1] Do you think Phil will see his shadow?

[PHIL] Yes he did

[RADIO DJ #1] What’s your prediction?

[PHIL] I predict your unemployment

[RADIO DJ #2] I predict a whole day of celebration!

[PHIL] There’s nothing more depressing than

Small towns

[RADIO DJ #1] People come back year after year

[PHIL] Tiny minds

I’ll tell Larry

To take the 210 via Beyer and Keystone Lake

If we hurry

I’ll be drinking decent coffee by nine or even half past eight

And never again will I wake in the morning in

Punx

[TOWNSPEOPLE] Punxsutawney

[PHIL & TOWNSPEOPLE] Ba-da-bup-bup-ba

[PHIL] Suck my balls, I’m out

[TOWNSPEOPLE] Punxsutawney

Pennsylvania

U.S.A.

Aaaaaaahhh

[PHIL] Okay

One: I’m still sleeping and this, I’m just dreaming it

Two: it’s a prank and everyone’s in on it

Three: it’s flashback from when I was twenty and

Ate magic mushrooms and thought I was Aquaman

Four: it’s some kind of reality show about

Forecasters, bad bed and breakfasts, and snow

Five: I’ve had a stroke and lost my memory

Of the year since last Groundhog Day

Come on, Phil wake up

Get it together

It must be the weather

[PHIL & TOWNSPEOPLE] It must be the stress （Punxsutawney）

I just need a moment, I just （Is a little town）

need a rest（With a heart as big as any town）

[TOWNSPEOPLE] As any small town in the U.S.A.

And there is no town greater than

Punxsutawney on Groundhog

Groundhog

Groundhog

Who is that?

Who is that?

Emerging from his burrow?

Who can see today what we won’t see until tomorrow?

Shaman of the shadows

Springer of the spring

Is it a squirrel?

Is it a beaver?

[BUSTER] Kinda both

But not quite either!

[TOWNSPEOPLE] All the meteorologists

The world has ever known

Cannot match this little guy’s uncanny skill

We can guess but we won’t know

If we should dress for sun or snow

Until we hear it from Punxsutawney Phil

[PHIL] I’m going back to bed!

[RITA HANSON] February 2nd

First remote broadcast

GHD in Punx, PA

Working with Phil Connors

They all told me he would be an asshole

And he is

I mean he acts kinda asshole-ish still

I think he might be

Mentally ill

[TOWNSPEOPLE] Tomorrow

Spring will come, and then

There will be blue skies, my friend

Bright eyes and laughter

[RITA & TOWNSPEOPLE] Unexpected weather （Tomorrow）

Seems we’re staying here for（There will be sun）

another night （And if not tomorrow, perhaps）

Which is kinda fine （the day aaa-）