歌词
Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
先生请进，请您落座
And meet the best innkeeper in town
见过全城最好的酒店老板
As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
其他店主，都是骗子
Rooking their guests and crooking the books
一手敲竹杠，一手做假帐
Seldom do you see
您上哪儿找
Honest men like me
俺这样的老实人
A gent of good intent
真正的绅士
Who's content to be
一肚子良心
Master of the house, doling out the charm
旅店的主人，可爱又迷人
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
该握手时就握手，该出手时就出手
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
说个小段子，搞点小乐子
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
客人就爱乐天派
Glad to do a friend a favor
最愿意给朋友帮忙
Doesn't cost me to be nice
嘴甜又不用本钱
But nothing gets you nothing
可是天上不掉馅饼
Everything has got a little price!
不出代价哪得食！
Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
旅店的主人，动物园园主
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
看您负担太重，帮您减一两个铜板
Watering the wine, making up the weight
酒里兑点水，秤上加点码
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
趁人不备，顺走点小玩意
Everybody loves a landlord
大家都爱房东
Everybody's bosom friend
大家的好朋友
I do whatever pleases
最会讨人欢心
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
老天！再把他们血吸干净！
Thenardier & Drinkers:
Thenardier & Drinkers:
Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
旅店的主人，吸引您眼球
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
对过路人也要露一小手
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
穷人的公仆，权贵的管家
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
知心人，哲学家，终身好伙伴！
Everybody's boon companion
大家的益友
Everybody's chaperone
大家的监护人
But lock up your valises
但是锁好背包
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
老天！看我不刮你一层皮！
Enter Monsieur, lay down your load
先生请进，放下行李
Unlace your boots, rest from the road
脱下靴子，解解旅途劳顿
This weighs a ton, travel's a curse
这有千斤重，旅行真受罪
But here we strive to lighten your purse
不过我们尽量让您的钱包轻松
Here the goose is cooked
这肥鹅已煮好
Here the fat is fried
大肉也已煎熟
And nothing's overlooked
事无巨细
Till I'm satisfied
都得我满意才行
Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
食物无与伦比，美味难以置信
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
混进绞肉机，就当是肥牛吧
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
马的肾，猫的肝
Filling up the sausages with this and that
乱七八糟加进去就算是香肠
Residents are more than welcome
竭诚欢迎住客
Bridal suite is occupied
结婚套房都客满啦
Reasonable charges
收费合理
Plus some little extras on the side!
加上少少额外费用
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
虱子要收费，老鼠要加钱
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
照镜子两次，多收百分之二
Here a little slice, there a little cut
这里揩点油，那里挖点金
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
关窗睡觉多收百分之三
When it comes to fixing prices
要说折腾价格嘛
There are a lot of tricks he knows
他知道的把戏可真不少
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
看这噌噌上涨，积少成多
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
老天！真是涨得比天高啊！
Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
旅店的主人，吸引你眼球
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
对过路人也要露一小手
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
穷人的公仆，权贵的管家
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
知心人，哲学家，终身好伙伴
Everybody's boon companion
大家的益友
Gives 'em everything he's got
为您倾尽所有
Dirty bunch of geezers
这堆色老头
Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
天哪！真是丧气到家了！
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
我曾梦想，能遇到王子
But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
但万能的主啊，看看发生了什么惨剧
Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit!
旅店主人？我呸都懒得呸！
`Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong ****!
“知心人 哲学家”终身的恶梦！
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
奸诈的小脑瓜，还学伏尔泰！
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
自以为是情圣，可惜那话儿不行！
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
上天真弄人，给我这只虱子！
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
我怎么受得了跟这混蛋共处一室！
Master of the house!
一家之主！
Master and a half!
主你个屁！
Comforter, philosopher
知心人，哲学家
Ah, don't make me laugh!
别笑死我了！
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
穷人的公仆，权贵的管家
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
虚伪短浅又烂醉！
Everybody bless the landlord!
大家来保佑房主！
Everybody bless his spouse!
大家保佑他老婆！
Everybody raise a glass
大家都举杯
Raise it up the master's arse
举到主人的屁股
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
大家都来为房主举杯！
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