歌词
Lovely Arpad：Mr. Maraczek,
Mr.Maraczek,
you’ve got to stop thinking of me
您不能再仅仅把我
as just a delivery boy.
当成一个快递员小哥了。
In a suit with a tie,
穿上西装，打上领带，
I look old.
我看起来就成熟多了。
And I’ve been training myself to be a sales clerk,
而且我一直在训练自己成为一名售货员，
training hard for two years.
刻苦钻研两年了。
Maraczek：What,you’ve been training？
什么，你一直在训练？
Lovely Arpad：
I have trained myself,
我已经训练自己，
going shelf by shelf.
穿梭于柜子之间。
And I know every item in the store.
而且我知道店里的每一件商品。
Every tube,jar,box,bottle,carton,
每个管子，罐子，盒子，瓶子，硬纸盒，
and container.
还有货柜。
Where they are,
它们分别在哪儿，
what they cast,
它们多少钱，
what they’re for.
它们是用来做什么的。
Although it’s something you have never thought about
尽管您从没有这样考虑过，
Mr.Maraczek,try me.
Mr.Maraczek,试用我。
You need a man who knows the business inside out,
您需要一个熟知行业内外的人，
Mr.Maraczek,try me.
Mr.Maraczek,试用我。
You need help,
您需要帮助，
or I’d have never spoken,
不然我连问都不会问，
and why break someone in when I’m already broken？
我完全能够胜任这份工作，为什么还要去请别人？
In this emergency,
这是个非常时期，
I wouldn’t let you down,
我不会让你失望的。
Mr.Maraczek,try me.
Mr.Maraczek,试用我。
Now,I can see by the uncertain way you frown,
现在，我看得出您有些不耐烦，
that you’ve asked yourself,
你问自己，
“Why me？”
“为什么是我？”
For first-class clerking and conscientious working,
因为我业务一流，还有认真负责的工作态度。
Mr.Maraczek,why not try me？
Mr.Maraczek,为什么不试用我呢？
Maraczek：All right.
好吧。
This cream is sour.
这个面霜酸掉了，
Very sour.
非常馊。
Take it back.
我要退货。
Lovely Arpad：
You wish to return this jar,madam.
你是想要退了这款面霜吗，女士。
Certainly,right you are,madam.
显然，您是对的，女士。
You say it smells like a drowned cat,
您说这闻起来像淹死的猫，
oh,it does,at that.
噢，确实是。
At Maraczek’s,madam,
在Maraczek香料店，女士，
we claim with pride.
我们可以自豪的说，
The customer must be satisfied.
顾客的要求必须满足。
The customer must be satisfied.
顾客的要求必须满足。
Oh,by the way,we have a special sale on Autumn Heather.
哦对了，顺便提一下，我们的秋石楠正在特价销售。
Let me spray some on your hand.
让我在您的手上喷一点。
Here,we’ll smell it together.
来，我们一起感受一下。
It’s has the three elements of good perfume.
它结合了好香水的三个要素，
Attractive to the nose,
好闻，
invisible to the eye,
无色，
and functional.
实用。
My wife has used it time and again. (hhhh
我妻子经常用它。
It’s very appealing to us men.
对于我们男人也很有吸引力。
I use it myself every now and then.
我自己也每天都用。
Maraczek：I’ll take it！
我要了！
Lovely Arpad：Certainly,madam.
没问题，女士。
Oh,Ms.Ritter！
噢，Ms.Ritter！
[Clears throat]
Ms.Ritter。
Ms.Ritter.
秋石楠二十块六，
That’s 20 and 6 for the Autumn Heather,
护肤霜八块三，
8 and 3 for the cream.
人鱼梦也只要三十块二，
32 even for that bottle of Mermaid’s Dream.
眉笔一块三，
1 and 3 for the eyebrow pencil,
大瓶洗发香波九块，
9 for the large shampoo,
还有您拿回来退货的那一瓶面霜，
and the ,for the jar you’re bringing back,
要花您四块二。
that’s 4 and 2 for you.
共计九十八块，
That’s a total of 98,
不要那瓶，少四块二。
less 4 and 2 for the jar.
收您一百？
Out of 100？
（学收银机声音）
Cha-ching. (Ahhhh,so cute
这是找您的零钱，
Here’s your change,
五块二。
5 and 2 .
给您。
There you are,
我想这是近年来最大的一笔买卖了！
the biggest sale in several years,I believe！
谢谢您，女士，欢迎下次再来。
Thank you,madam,please call again.
很高兴我能帮上忙，这是我的名片。
Glad I could help,here is my card.
谢谢您，女士，欢迎下次光临。
Thank you,madam,please call again.
一定要来哦，
do call again,
女士！
Madam！
要是您喜欢我很乐意留胡子。
I would gladly grow a mustache if you like. (hhhh
Mr.Maraczek,试用我。
Mr.Maraczek,try me.
噢，不，不用。
Maraczek：Oh,no.
Arpad：
我甚至可以考虑放弃我的自行车，
And I would even think of giving up my bike,
Mr.Maraczek,试用我。
Mr.Maraczek,try me.
因为我业务一流，还有认真负责的工作态度。
For first-class clerking and conscientious working.
Mr.Maraczek,为什么不试用我？
Mr.Maraczek,why not try me？
[Cheers and applause!!!]
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