Wicked World

You say you like candy

Well, stick with me, I got some sugar up my sleeve

You like money,

place your bets on me, these odds are going crazy

And don't be afraid of the Big Bad Wolf,

he's just a sheep underneath those teeth

And don't be afraid of the Wicked Witch

She ain't so bad, she ain't no *****

Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world

Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world

La-la-la-ladies, if you feel me holler

Fellas, show us all a dollar

Little Riding Hood is such a flirt

She got Miss Muffet all up her skirt

Hansel and Gretel never made it home

They got some cooking to do of their own

Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world

Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world

Once I tried to be so good

All sweet and spice like good girls should

But I don't see why I try, why do I try?

When every time I climb that hill, my Jack is somewhere chasing Jill

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world

Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world

Uh Uh Rupunzel, Rupunzel, let down your golden hair

Giddy up, giddy up on a big white horse, even if your prince ain't there

Oh, I long for ever after like every princess should

But there's always another chapter, and the apple sure tastes good!

Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world

Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world

Yeaaa-aa-aah, Woo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world

Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world