Dippin' Snuff

Now I can burn a cigarette, stand a cigar too

But when it comes to dippin' snuff, I simply flat refuse

Some people can take a pinch or two, put it in their mouth

Dew it up real juicy and spit it all about

That nasty, nasty snuff

That horrible tasting stuff

I tried once to munch a bunch, that's when I lost my lunch

I did my best to chew it

But I just couldn't do it

Then all at once up I threw it

That nasty, nasty snuff

It looked so good there in the tin, just had to try a bite

Hell, half of it went down my throat, I started turning white

I tried to smile with all my might, I wanted so bad to spit

Then came a mighty giveaway, an upset stomach hick

That nasty, nasty snuff

That horrible tasting stuff

I tried once to munch a bunch, that's when I lost my lunch

I did my best to chew it

But I just couldn't do it

Then all at once up I threw it

That nasty, nasty stuff

Now I have a little friend who likes to sniff his snuff

He also loves to dip it, he really likes that stuff

He grin just like a possum, let it run right down his chin

That's when I have to turn my head, and walk away from him

That nasty, nasty snuff

That horrible tasting stuff

I tried once to munch a bunch, that's when I lost my lunch

I did my best to chew it

But I just couldn't do it

Then all at once up I threw it

That nasty, nasty snuff

I did my best to chew it

But I just couldn't do it

Then all at once up I threw it

That nasty, nasty stuff