歌词
这世界残酷无情
When the world is unforgiving
这生活不值继续
When a life's not worth the living
有只迷路羔羊需要拯救
There's a lost sheep to be rescued
需要有人为它指引明路
And a way must be found
我们要待他如兄弟
Let us treat him like a brother,
我们要爱他如母亲
Let us love him like a mother.
我们与他情同手足
He can trust us, we're his good friends
我们永不教他伤心
And we'll never, ever let him down!
他犯下的每一桩罪
We must share our confession
我们都得帮他忏悔
Of his every transgression,
以免那些轻率之举
Lest some slight indiscression
毁了他的大好名声
Should tarnish his crown,
为了令他浪子回头
To procure his redemption,
一切都是为他着想
For his good and protection,
你可以对我吐露心扉，我可是他最好的朋友
You can tell me, I'm his good friend,
因为我永不会教他伤心
And I'll never ever let him down!
为了令他浪子回头
To procure his redemption,
出于保护他的目的
For his good and protection!
我们可以对你吐露心扉，你可是他最好的朋友
We can tell you, you're his good friend,
因为你永不会教他伤心！
And you'll never ever let him down!
（流言蜚语！）
流言蜚语，流言蜚语！
(Gossip!)
（耳食之言！）
Gossip, gossip!
耳食之言，耳食之言！
(Scandal!)
（浸润之谮！）
Scandal, scandal!
浸润之谮，浸润之谮！
(Rumor!)
（蜚语恶言！）
Rumor, rumor!
蜚语恶言，蜚语恶言！
(Slander!)
（风言风语！）
Slander, slander!
风言风语，一点点风言风语！
(Libel!)
肯定不会传遍天下的......
Libel, libel, tittle tattle!
（流言蜚语！）
Mustn't spread it around...
交头接耳，交头接耳！
(Gossip!)
（耳食之言！）
Chit chat!
七嘴八舌，七嘴八舌！
(Scandal!)
（浸润之谮！）
Chew the fat!
街谈巷议，街谈巷议！
(Rumor!)
（蜚语恶言！）
Spill the beans!
空穴来风，空穴来风！
(Slander!)
（风言风语！）
Dish the dirt!
世纪丑闻，头条新闻！
(Libel!)
但我们永不会教他伤心！
Dirty laundry, tittle tattle!
某种程度上，我们对他犯的错视而不见
But we'll never let him down!
无人比我们更宽容
无人比我们更重义
Blind to his faults, to a degree
我们要待他如兄弟
No one more tolerant,
我们要爱他如母亲
No better friends than we.
我们与他情同手足
Let us treat him like a brother!
我们永不教他伤心
Let us love him like a mother!
（怒火中烧！）
He can trust us, we're his good friends
怒火中烧，怒火中烧！
And we'll never, ever let him down!
（嫉贤妒能！）
嫉贤妒能，嫉贤妒能！
(Anger!)
（恶意中伤！）
Anger, anger!
恶意中伤，恶意中伤！
(Envy!)
（论黄数黑！）
Envy, envy!
论黄数黑，论黄数黑！
(Malice!)
（谗口嗷嗷！）
Malice, malice!
谗口嗷嗷，谗口嗷嗷，群犬吠所怪！
(Poison!)
但肯定不会传遍天下的......
Poison, poison
（流言蜚语！）
(Stab!)
怒火中烧，怒火中烧！
Stab, stab, rotten bastard!
（耳食之言！）
But don't spread it around!
嫉贤妒能，嫉贤妒能！
(Gossip!)
（浸润之谮！）
Anger, anger!
恶意中伤，恶意中伤！
(Scandal!)
（蜚语恶言！）
Envy, envy!
论黄数黑，论黄数黑！
(Rumor!)
（风言风语！）
Malice, malice!
谗口嗷嗷，谗口嗷嗷，群犬吠所怪！
(Slander!)
但我们永不会教他伤心！
Poison, poison!
某种程度上，我们对他犯的错视而不见
(Libel!)
无人比我们更宽容
Stab, stab, innuendo!
无人比我们更重义
But we'll never let him down!
我们仁慈地审判他的罪过
以下便是我们一致通过的：
Blind to his faults, to a degree
溺于酒精、抄袭成性、
No one more tolerant,
尖酸刻薄、自私自恋、
No better friends than we!
狂暴凶残、身染梅毒，
Judging his sins, mercifully!
但我们肯定不会昭告天下的！
Here is the final list of which we can agree:
恋尸、变态、
Alcoholic, plagiaristic,
精神分裂、下流色情！
Vitriolic, narcissistic,
但别说出去是我讲的，我可是他最好的朋友
Diabolic, syphilitic,
我永不会教他伤心！
But we mustn't spread it round!
恋尸怪癖、心理变态、
Necrophilic, psychopathic,
精神分裂、下流色情！
Schizophrenic, pornographic!
我们必须施以援手，他可是我们最好的朋友
But don't quote me, I'm his best friend
我们永不会教他伤心！
And I'll never, ever let him down!
（流言蜚语！）
Necrophilic, psychopathic,
流言蜚语，流言蜚语！
Schizophrenic, pornographic!
（耳食之言！）
We must help him, he's our good friend
耳食之言，耳食之言！
And we'll never, ever let him down!
（浸润之谮！）
浸润之谮，浸润之谮！
(Gossip!)
（蜚语恶言！）
Gossip, gossip!
蜚语恶言，蜚语恶言！
(Scandal!)
（风言风语！）
Scandal, scandal!
风言风语，一点点风言风语！
(Rumor!)
肯定不会传遍天下的......
Rumor, rumor!
（流言蜚语！）
(Slander!)
交头接耳，交头接耳！
Slander, slander!
（耳食之言！）
(Libel!)
七嘴八舌，七嘴八舌！
Libel, libel, tittle tattle!
（浸润之谮！）
Mustn't spread it around...
街谈巷议，街谈巷议！
(Gossip!)
（蜚语恶言！）
Chit chat!
空穴来风，空穴来风！
(Scandal!)
（风言风语！）
Chew the fat!
世纪丑闻，头条新闻！
(Rumor!)
但我们永不会教他伤心！
Spill the beans!
格里斯沃尔德，我打算准备身后事了
(Slander!)
我觉得应该由你来做我的遗稿保管人
Dish the dirt!
我？？
(Libel!)
他？？
Dirty laundry, tittle tattle!
这真是激动人心！
But we'll never let him down!
这真是令人愉快！
Griswold, I've decided to write!
这真是得其所哉！
You should be my literary executor!
这真是远见卓识！
Me??
我只感到阵阵欢欣鼓舞
Him??
快乐的感觉在心里膨发
这决定完美到令我惊叹
How exciting!
没有比这更好的选择了
How delightful!
放心托付于他，他是你最好的朋友
How rewarding!
他永远都不会教你伤心
How insightful!
（嘘！）
There's a sense of jubilation,
放心托付于他，我是你最好的朋友
And the feeling is profound!
他永远都不会教你伤心
Such perfection to admire,
放心托付于他，他是你最好的朋友
No opinion could be higher!
他永远都不会教你伤心
You can trust him, he's your best friend
And he'll never, ever let him down!
(Shh!)
You can trust me, I'm your best friend
And I'll never, ever let you down!
You can trust him he's your best friend
And he'll never, ever let you down!
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