歌词
Lisa:Hey, what are you hiding
丽萨：嘿，你在那躲藏什么呢?
Under that funny hair?
你滑稽的发型漏了出来
I know the lights are on,
那里亮着光，
But there's nobody there.
但我知道那里什么都没有，只有你的恶作剧。
I need a new life.
我想要一个新生活。
I need a new next of kin.
一个好哥哥。
So, I've got news for you.
我有话对你说。
Brother, I'm trading you in...
哥哥，但我希望不是你...
Lisa and Back-Up Singers:For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
丽萨大合唱：任何人，随便谁，只要不是你。
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
世界上任何人都比你会当哥哥。
Lisa:Somebody who'd be a friend in me,
丽萨：这个“哥哥”会成为我的知心朋友，
Somebody who would care about me.
这个“哥哥”会关心我。
Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
丽萨大合唱：世界上任何人都比你会当哥哥。
Bart:Hey, Little Miss Perfect,
稚嫩巴特：嘿，完美小姐，
Who made you the queen?
谁让你高高在上像个女王？
Who said it was cool
谁让你冷如冰山
To be so squeaky clean?
甚至穿的还那么干净
Aw, man.
哦，天。
I need a playmate,
我要的是一个玩伴，
Someone who knows how to have some fun.
一个能一起找乐子的玩伴。
So I've got news for you,
所以，我也有话要说，
Sister, your time has come.
妹妹，最后一次
Your time has come!
最后一次这么称呼你了！
Bart and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
巴特大合唱：任何人，随便谁，只要不是你。
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
世界上任何人都比你会当妹妹。
Bart:Somebody who's got a radical mind,
巴特：一个有冒险精神的“妹妹”，
Over the edge and way out of line.
会突破底线开出格玩笑的“妹妹”。
Bart and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
巴特大合唱：世界上任何人都比你会当妹妹。
Lisa:Gonna trade you in.
丽萨：我要卖掉你。
Hmmmmmm, yeah.
Hmmmmmm，对。
I'm gonna trade you in.
卖掉你。
You know you're too much to take,
你知道你说的很过分吗，
You're completely deranged.
你完全疯了。
I'd sell you for a dime
我要一毛钱把你卖了
And give nine cents change.
你还得找我九分钱。
Bart:I wouldn't take any money.
巴特:多少钱都不干，
That's a losing bet.
我是无价之宝。
I'd trade you in
那我也要把你换掉
For anyone I could get.
谁都好。
Lisa:Anything I could get!
丽萨：随便给我什么我都愿意卖你！
Bart:Anytime I could get it!
巴特：任何时候我都想着换掉你！
Lisa:Anywhere I could get it!
丽萨：无论在哪我都想着卖掉你！
Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
巴特丽萨大合唱：世界上任何人都比你好。
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
只要不是你。
Bart:Somebody who'd be a friend in me.
巴特：给我一个玩伴吧.
Lisa:Somebody who would care about me!
丽萨：给我一个真正关心我的人吧！
Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world...
巴特丽萨大合唱：随便是谁都可以...
Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
谁都比你好。
Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.
只要不是你。
Bart:Somebody who'd be a friend in me.
巴特：给我一个玩伴吧.
Lisa:Somebody who would care about me!
丽萨：给我一个真正关心我的人吧！
Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:Anyone else in the whole wide world...
巴特丽萨大合唱：随便是谁都可以...
Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.
谁都比你好。
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