Zebra

So we got married in

Venice in

June, so what?

We circled the earth in a hot air balloon, so what?

And the rest of our lives

Is one long honeymoon

Well, that doesn't mean we're in love

If you really loved me

You'd buy me a beautiful pearl

But you've already bought me

All of the pearls in the world

So there's one thing

I craveWhen my days become ho-hum and blah

I want a zebra

We've got so many tchotchkes

We've practically emptied the

LouvreIn most of our palaces

There's hardly room to manoeuvre

Well I shan't go to

Bali today

I must stay home and hoovre

Up the gold dust

That doesn't mean we're in love

If you really loved me

You'd buy me the

Great Pyramid

Oh, I'm so forgetful, you already did

But there's one think

I needIf you won't think

I'm greedy, my dear

Another zebra

Zelda looks lonely,

I want a zebra