The Night You Can't Remember

Before you left your garrison

You'd had a drink, maybe two

You don't remember

Paris, hon

But it remembers you

It's true, we flew to

Paris, dear

Aboard an

Army jetThe night you can't remember

The night

I can't forget

You said I was terrific

It meant zilch to you, ah

But I have our marriage certificate

And I'll keep it till

I dieYou were an

Army officer

And I just a

RochetteThe night you can't remember

The night

I can't forget

No rose conveyed your sentiments

Not even a petunia

But you've got vague presentiments

And I've got little

JuniorYou said, nobody loves me

And I said, wanna bet?

The night you can't remember

The night

I can't forget