Wi' Nae Wee Bairn Ye'll Me Beget

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget

Untwinkle, little ee, my ainly pang'll be regret

A maiden I will dee but

I'll turn into a nightingale

My song will warm thy heart

Well, I'll turn into a threshing machine and tear thy bird apart

But I'll turn into a vampire and kiss you on the neck

Well, I'll turn into a silver cross and send thee back to heck

But I'll turn into a hydrogen bomb and atomize the air

Well, I'll turn into a cockroach and you'll see if

I careBut

I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything

Well, I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string

But I'll turn into

God Himself and then you'll come to me

Well, I will not believe in you and then where will you be?