Acoustic Guitar

Acoustic guitar,

I'm gonna make you a star

Get your picture all over the world

Acoustic guitar, you can have your own car

Just bring me back my girl

She always loved the sound of your strum

You made her think, maybe,

I wasn't so dumb

She tends to faint at the sound of a drum'

Cause she's focused and planned, maybe she'll come

Acoustic guitar, how lovely you are

With your inlays of mother of pearl

Be a good guitar and you could go far

Just bring me back my girl

She always said that you were the one

That could make her move her cute little bum

You understand where she's coming from

Which I obviously don't, or she wouldn't be gone

Acoustic guitar, if you think

I play hard

Well, you could of belonged to

Steve Earle

Or Charo or

Gwar, I could sell you tomorrow

So bring me back my girl

You'd better bring me back my girl