歌词
JENNA:
天啦噜
OMG
Chlo，接电话
Chlo, answer me
哇哦，等我把我听到的告诉你！
Whoa, wait until I tell you what I heard!
这件事太劲爆
It’s too ****** to type
打字都不够格
This **** is ripe
快回拨，听我亲口和你说
Call back, I’ll yell you every word
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
Jenna Rolan来电
Jenna Rolan calling
Jenna Rolan来电
Jenna Rolan calling
Jenna Rolan来电
Jenna Rolan calling
嘿！
Hey
JENNA:
JENNA:
我的天——
Oh my God
我的天——
Oh my God
好
Okay
那么
So
昨晚派对结束的那一时刻
At the end of last night’s party
昨晚派对结束的最后一刻
Very end of last night’s party
你看见Rich了吗？
Did you see Rich?
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
噢我看见Rich了
Oh, I saw Rich.
JENNA:
JENNA:
他神情恍惚
So, he’s behaving hazy
抓狂得像毒瘾发作
Like a tweakin’ junky
四肢挥舞
Flailing crazy
像只该死的猴子
Like a freakin’ monkey
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
他得学会别嗑那么嗨
He’s gotta learn to handle his high
他不该喝这么多，何况他这么矮
Shouldn’t drink so much for a small guy
JENNA:
JENNA:
对，但，他滴酒未沾
Right, but he wasn’t drunk
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
你再说一遍，Jenna？
The Hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA:
JENNA:
哟，他滴酒未沾！
Yo! He wasn’t drunk
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
你再说一遍，Jenna？
The Hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA:
JENNA:
对！
No!
我从Dustin Kropp那里听说
Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
Rich一滴酒都没有碰过
That rich had barely touched a drop
也就是说，他的所作所为不能让酒精背锅
Which means that you can’t blame the things he did on alcohol
这实在太恐怖，我经历一次都嫌多
It’s just so terrible, I don’t want to relive it all
但你想要我告诉你么？
But do you want me to tell you?
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
快点说！快点说！
Spit it out, spit it out
JENNA:
JENNA:
你真的想要我告诉你么？
You really want me to tell you?
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
快点说！快点说！
Spit it out, spit it out
JENNA:
JENNA:
你是我最好的朋友，所以我这就和你说
I’ll tell you ‘cause you are my closest friend
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
不，我不是
No, I’m not
JENNA:
JENNA:
害，我知道
Yeah, I know
但这就是派对那晚的经过
But here’s what happened at the party’s end
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
噢
Oh
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
天
Oh
我以为我在做梦
I thought I was dreaming
却听见此起彼伏尖叫声
Everybody was screaming
那时Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
那时Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
天啦噜
OMG
Brooke，接电话
Brooke, answer me
哇哦，等我把我听到的告诉你！
Whoa, wait until I tell you what I saw
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
忽略
Ignore
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
然后
And also
空一格
Space
打出哭哭表情
And frowny face
(spoken)
(spoken)
我很抱歉杰里米在派对上和我亲热但那全是他的错不要再让任何男的来破坏我们的感情了，好吗？
I’m sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party but it was totally his fault and let’s not let boys come between us ever ever again, mmkay?
笑脸，口红，小猫爪
Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw.
BROOKE (spoken):
BROOKE (spoken):
嘿
Hey.
CHLOE (spoken):
CHLOE (spoken):
我们和好了？
We cool?
BROOKE (spoken):
BROOKE (spoken):
大概？
We are?
BROOKE (spoken):
CHLOE:
好耶！那么
Okay, so--
昨晚派对结束的那一时刻
At the end of last night’s party
昨晚派对结束的最后一刻
Very end of last night’s party
你看见Rich了吗？
Did you see Rich?
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
没有，那时候我在狂哭
No, I was crying
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
他举止古怪
He’s behaving weird
我被吓呆
And I was frightened
因为我怕
Cuz I feared
他处于嗑高的状态
His state was heightened
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
他得学会别抽那么嗨
He’s gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
他不该抽这么嗨，何况他这么矮
He shouldn’t get so high for a tiny guy
CHLOE, BROOKE:
CHLOE, BROOKE:
他得学会别抽那么嗨
He’s gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
他不该抽这么嗨，何况他这么矮
He shouldn’t get so high for a tiny guy
CHLOE:
CHLOE:
对，但他没嗑嗨
Right, but he wasn’t high
也就是说，他的所作所为不能让大麻背锅
So you can’t blame the things he did on pot
这实在太可怕，所以我一定要多说
It just so awful so I’ll talk about it a lot
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
天
Oh
我以为我在做梦
I thought I was dreaming
却听见此起彼伏尖叫声
Everybody was screaming
那时Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
那时Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
JENNA:
JENNA:
嘿，大家，有没有听说？
Hey, everybody, have you heard?
Rich放了一把火，这件事需要传播
Rich set a fire now go spread the word
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
发条短信！
Sending a text!
ALL:
ALL:
短信！
Text!
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
发条推特！
Sending a tweet!
ALL
ALL:
推特！
Tweet!
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
发条短信！
Sending a text!
ALL:
ALL:
短信！
Text!
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
推特！
Tweet!
ALL:
ALL:
推特！
Tweet!
重复发布信息
Release the information
按步骤去做
Step and repeat
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
我有话要说
I’ll spread the word
ALL:
ALL:
说！
Word!
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
Rich是斑
That Rich is flecked
ALL:
ALL:
斑？
Flecked?
BROOKE:
BROOKE:
不，我是说办得一团糟
No, I meant ******
我说斑了吗？
Does that say flecked?
抱歉大伙儿，这只是我的智能修正
Sorry, guys, it’s just my autocorrect
ALL:
ALL:
永远要小心智能修正
Always be aware of autocorrect
里-奇，你看见了吗？
R-i-c-h, can’t you see?
你的惨剧我是那么在乎
Just how much I care about your tragedy
把我的头像换成你
I changed my profile pic to you
现在我完全懂得你经历的苦
Now I fully understand what you’re going through
里-奇，无聊透顶
R-i-c-h, it’s a drag
我读，她读，他们读到你在运尸袋里
I read she read they read you’re in a body bag
里-奇，你看见了吗？
R-i-c-h, can’t you see?
你的惨剧是我的乐趣！
Just how much I love your tragedy?
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
噢
Oh
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
画面恐怖又血腥
It was so terribly gory
整个故事我铭记在心
I got the whole bloody story
对，我并不在场
And yeah, I wasn’t quite there
但我发誓我知道事情的全部经过
But I know what happened, I swear
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down
Rich放了一把火，小镇夷为平地了
When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town
Rich放了一把火，他逃到孟买去了
When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay
Rich放了一把火，因为知道自己是同性恋了
When Rich set a fire ‘cause he knew he was gay
Rich放了一把火，他头都化了
When Rich set a fire and he melted his head
Rich放了一把火，他几乎死透了
When Rich set a fire and is totally dead
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
烧 毁 了
Burned it down
哇哦
Whoa
耶 耶 耶
Yeah yeah yeah
听说没？听说没？
Did you hear? Did you hear?
烧 毁 了
Burned it down
哇哦
Whoa
听说了吗，听说了吗？
Did you hear? Did you hear?
耶 耶 耶
Yeah yeah yeah
烧 毁 了
Burned it down
哇哦
Whoa
听说了吗，听说了吗？
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Rich放了一把火，烧毁了——
That Rich set a fire and he burned down the
Rich放了一把火，烧毁了——
Rich set a fire and he burned down the
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
他是我最好的朋友，所以他才和我说
He told me ‘cause he’s my best friend
Rich放了一把火，把杰克的房子烧毁了
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
发送！
Send!