Your Fault

But it isn't my fault

I was given those beans

You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans

And without those beans

There'd have been no stalk

To get up to the Giants in the first place

Wait a minute

Magic beans for a cow so old

That you had to tell a lie to sell it which you told

Were they worthless beans

Were they oversold

Oh and tell us who persuaded you to steal that gold

See it's your fault

No

Yes it's you fault

No

Yes it is

It's not

It's true

Wait a minute though

I only stole the gold to get my cow back from you

So it's your fault

Yes

No it isn't

I'd have kept those beans

But our house was cursed

She made us get the cow to get the curse reversed

It's his father's fault

That the curse got placed

And the place got cursed in the first place

Oh then it's his fault

So

It was his fault

No

Yes it is.It's his

I guess

Wait a minute though

I chopped down the beanstalk right that's clear

But without any beanstalk

Then what's queer is how did the second Giant get down here in the first place

Second place

Yes

How

Well who had the other bean

The other bean

The other bean

You pocketed the other bean

I didn't Yes I did

So it's your fault

No it isn't

Cause I gave it to my Wife

So it's her fault

No it isn't

Then whose is it

Wait a minute

She exchanged that bean to ontain your shoe

So the one who knows what happened to that bean is you

You mean that old bean that your wife oh dear

But I nvere knew and so I threw Well don't look here

So it's your fault

But

See it's her fault

But

And it isn't mine at all

But what

Well if you hadn't gone back up again

We were needy

You were greedy

Did you need that hen

But I got it for my Mother

So it's her fault then

Yes and what the harp in the third place

Ther harp yes

She went and dared me to

I dared you to

You dared me to

She said t hat I was scared

Me

She dared me

No I didn't

So it's your fault

Wait a minute

If you hadn't dared him to

And you had left the harp alone

If you hadn't thrown away the bean in the first place

Well if she hadn't raised them in the first place

If you hadn't raised them in the first place

You raised the beans in the first place

It's you fault

You're responsible

You're the one to blame

It's your fault