*****, *****,*****

[LADY BEACONSFIELD]

Lord and Lady Hare

Fighting over there.

Darling, do beware!

She's a *****!

[LORD SAVAGE]

Lady Aberdare's

Having an affair

With the butler there!

Just her niche!

[VICIOUS PARTY GUESTS]

Fine party - divine party

A touch tarty - but stinkin' rich!

[LADY BEACONSFIELD]

What a pretty smile!

Mrs. Grenville - Heath!

Pity they are not all her teeth...

[LORD SAVAGE]

Lord Devere as well

He's as queer as hell!

And bi-***uelle!

Likes to switch!

[ALL]

Dee-licious - and so vicious!

Our one wish is to

*****, *****, *****!

[BUTLER]

Lady Postlethwaite

[LADY BEACONSFIELD]

God, she's put on weight!

[LORD SAVAGE]

Gives you more to hate!

[LADY BEACONSFIELD]

Mean old *****!

[BUTLER]

Lady Leopold

[LORD SAVAGE]

Looking really old!

[LADY BEACONSFIELD]

Poor Sir Leopold

[LORD SAVAGE]

She's a witch!

[ALL]:

Chic people - unique people

And freak people we quickly ditch!

[BUTLER]

Lady Delaware

[LADY BEACONSFIELD]

Awful color hair!

That's her lover there

With the twitch!

[BUTLER]

Lord and Lady Biggs

[LORD SAVAGE]

What a pair of pigs!

Wear each other's wigs!

[LORD SAVAGE & LADY BEACONSFIELD]

Itch! Itch! Itch!

[ALL]

June wedding

The bride dreading

The leg-spreading

While London's rich

Come here and

*****!...*****!...*****!

*****!...*****!...*****!