歌词
RAM
嘿嘿嘿，佛洛尼卡
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.
恶，你的左手呢，自行解决
VERONICA
不要这样小气嘛
Ew. You got a left hand? Use it.
你伤了它们的感情
KURT
你挑起我蛋蛋的忧伤
Don't talk mean like that.
你深深地伤害了它们
RAM
你挑起我蛋蛋的忧伤
You'll hurt their feelings.
它们忧伤地垂着头
You make my balls so blue.
它们怎么你了
KURT
怎么就这么招你嫌
You hurt them badly.
别跑呀
RAM
它们兴致正高
You make my balls so blue.
像假人沙袋一样立正
KURT
渴望你的拥抱
They're hangin' sadly.
像毛线手套一样温暖
RAM
蜷缩在你脸庞
What did they do to you
还像猫咪一样呼噜噜
that you hate them so?
你挑起我蛋蛋的忧伤
KURT
看啊，它们容光焕发
Don't run from me --
求你啦
They're all beat up
不要让我蛋蛋的忧伤
KURT & RAM
海德？赫德？快开门
like a tackling dummy!
啊，就不开门
KURT
快点开门
They long for your embrace!
啊，就不开门
RAM
你挑起我蛋蛋的忧伤
They're warm like mittens!
快来打个招呼
KURT
抱抱它们
They'll curl up on your face
抱紧它们
RAM
千万别松手
and purr like kittens!
之前你还是个死宅怪胎
KURT
但蛋蛋们知道你可放荡了
You make my balls so blue!
你和它们干柴烈火
KURT & RAM
它们对你俯首帖耳
Just look at them glow...
所以快带回去见见爸妈
RAM
它们会穿上西装
We're beggin' you!
打扮成大人模样
KURT & RAM
还会给你唱小曲儿
Don't make my balls so blue.
请安抚这蛋蛋的忧伤
VERONICA
一下下就好
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door.
一点都不能等
HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
被裤子磨得好疼
Oh no, oh no no no!
就像擦丝刀板
VERONICA
（VERONICA给RAM一瓶酒）
Open the door!
看，有酒，干了
HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
非常感谢
Oh no, oh no no no!
（KURT和RAM轮流对瓶吹）
KURT
它们会保护你
You make my balls so blue,
守卫你
so please say hello!
尊敬你
RAM
爱惜你
Hold 'em!
像小熊一样友善
KURT
小熊哦
Enfold 'em,
宝贝啊宝贝，忧伤啊忧伤
KURT & RAM
它们会为你效劳
and never let go!
听你号令
KURT
求你拯救
Once you were geeky and nerdy,
像莱雅公主一样求救
RAM
你要伸出援手
but they knew you're dirty.
教它们微笑
KURT
你完全不懂
You've set them on fire,
它（他）们俩多依赖你
KURT & RAM
快伸出援手
Whatever you require they'll do!
轮到你接球
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
是哒！
RAM
你挑起我蛋蛋的忧伤
They'll wear a suit and tie,
你挑起他蛋蛋的忧伤
KURT
你挑起我蛋蛋的忧伤
and a fancy collar!
老天爷哟
RAM
蛋之又蛋
They'll sing a lullaby:
你挑起我蛋蛋的忧伤
KURT & RAM
快看快看
La la la la la!
快瞧快瞧
Please make these balls not blue,
你挑起我蛋蛋的忧伤
RAM
请让满足它们的梦想
Just for a while!
安抚这蛋蛋的忧伤
KURT
Can't wait till later,
KURT & RAM
my pants are rubbin'
like a hot cheese grater!
(VERONICA offers a bottle to RAM)
VERONICA
Look. Booze. Drink!
KURT
Aw, thank you so much!
(KURT & RAM chug from the bottle)
RAM
They will protect you.
KURT
Defend you.
RAM
Respect you.
KURT
Befriend you --
RAM
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA
Winnie-the-Pooh!
KURT
Baby baby baby they're so blue!
RAM
My balls will work for you.
KURT
They will obey ya!
RAM
They really need rescue!
KURT
Like Princess Leia!
KURT & RAM
Baby, you gots to come through.
KURT
Teach them to smile!
RAM, HEATHERS
You got no clue how much
[these two depend on you --
Please help them through!
KURT & RAM
My balls are in your court!
Yeah!
You make my balls so blue!
MAC & DUKE
You make them balls so blue!
KURT & RAM
You make my balls so blue!
KURT & RAM
Good God!
KURT & RAM
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!
KURT & RAM
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true,
and make these balls not blue
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