Candy Store

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You’ve come so far,

Why now are you pulling on my ****?

I’d normally slap your face off,

And everyone here could watch.

But I’m feeling nice.

Here’s some advice.

Listen up, biotch!

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Lookin’ hot

Buying stuff they cannot

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Drinkin’ hard

Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Skippin’ gym

Scaring her

Screwing him

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

I like!

H. CHANDLER:

Killer clothes

HEATHERS:

Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

H. CHANDLER:

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Woah!

H. CHANDLER:

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsha with the quarterback

HEATHERS:

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store

It’s time for you to prove

You’re not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:

Guys fall

H. DUKE:

At your feet

Pay the check

H. MCNAMARA:

Help you cheat

HEATHERS:

All you

H. DUKE:

Have to do

H. CHANDLER:

Say goodbye to Shamoo

HEATHERS:

That freak’s

H. MCNAMARA:

Not your friend

I can tell in the end

HEATHERS:

If she

H. MCNAMARA:

Had your shot

HEATHERS:

She would leave you to rot

H. MCNAMARA:

‘Course if you don’t care

Fine! Go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on

HEATHERS:

Woah!

H. MCNAMARA:

Or forget the creep

H. DUKE:

And get in my jeep

H. CHANDLER:

Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

HEATHERS:

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove

You’re not a ***** anymore

Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER:

You can join the team

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Or you can ***** and moan

H. CHANDLER:

You can live the dream

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Or you can die alone

H. CHANDLER:

You can fly with eagles

HEATHERS:

Or if you prefer

H. CHANDLER:

Keep on testing me

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

And end up like her!

MARTHA:

Veronica, look!

Ram invited me to his homecoming party.

This proves he’s been thinking about me.

VERONICA:

Color me stoked.

MARTHA:

I’m so happy!

HEATHERS:

Woah!

H. DUKE:

Honey, whachu waiting fo—

H. Chandler

SHUT UP HEATHER step into my can-dy-- store Oooh woah!

Woah oh oh!prove your not a lame ass any-more

H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:

Step into my candy store!

It’s my candy store

It’s my candy

It’s my candy store

It’s my candy

It’s my candy store

It’s my candy store