歌词与中文翻译
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy
现在你混得特别衰，感觉非常糟心
I'll say.
没错
And when I see how sad you are
当我看到你这么悲伤
It sort of makes me...
我感觉特别...
Happy!
开心！
Happy?!
开心？！
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
对不起小尼，这是人的天性
Nothing I can do!
我也无可奈何！
It's...
这就是
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude！
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.
我很开心我没你那么衰
Well that's not very nice, Gary!
你这样可有点不够朋友啊，大龙！
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!
确实，但大家都这样！
D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
服务生跌倒，摔碎一盘杯子，你会不会拍手大笑？
Yeah...
会啊...
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
看花滑选手摔得四仰八叉，难道不是很有趣？
Sure!
没错！
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
在家里看外面的人在雨里乱跑
Watching people out in the rain!
难道不会让你倍感温暖舒适？
You bet!
是这样！
That's...
这就是
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude！
People taking pleasure in your pain!
你的痛苦让别人更快乐！
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
哦，Schadenfreude？
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
那是什么？纳粹词儿？
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"
没错！（草）是德语“幸灾乐祸”的意思！
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!
“幸灾乐祸”...听起来很德国！
Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
坐看有人告诉素食主义者他们刚刚吃了鸡肉
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his **** in!
或看到兄弟会的男生突然解锁了新性向（注释见评论）
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!":
在电梯里，突然外面有人喊“等一下！”
"No!!!"
“就不等！！”
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
"**** you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
“乖乖爬楼梯吧姑娘！”
Ooh, how about...
还有...
Straight-A students getting Bs?
学霸同学拿了B
Exes getting STDs!
前任得了花柳病
Waking doormen from their naps!
吵醒门房的小睡
Watching tourists reading maps!
旁观游客查地图
Football players getting tackled!
橄榄球员被扑搂
CEOs getting shackled!
CEO们被逮捕
Watching actors never reach
还有演员总是与
The ending of their oscar speech!
奥斯卡失之交臂！
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
世界需要我们这种被命运毒打的人
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us,
别人看到我们，庆幸他们没我们衰
and that makes them feel great.
心里就会感觉很爽
Sure!
没错！
We provide a vital service to society!
社会缺了我们可不行！
You and me!
你和我！
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude！
Making the world a better place...
让这个世界更美好...
Making the world a better place...
让这个世界更美好...
Making the world a better place...
让这个世界更美好...
To be!
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!