歌词与中文翻译
[Princeton]
英文本科文凭能拿来干啥？
What do you do with a B.A. in English?
我的人生会变成怎样？
What is my life going to be?
四年的大学
Four years of college,
一堆的知识
And plenty of knowledge,
最后换来这没用的学位
Have earned me this useless degree!
我还付不起账单
I can't pay the bills yet,
因为我没经过历练
Cause I have no skills yet,
大人的世界好可怕！
The world is a big scary place!
但我总是感觉
But somehow I can't shake,
有一天我能够
The feeling I might make,
造福全人类！
A difference to the human race!
早上好波波！
[Kate]
你好，毛毛妹！
Morning Brian!
过得咋样？
[Brian]
挺失望的
Hi, Kate Monster
咋了？
[Kate]
被餐饮公司炒了
How's life?
我很同情你
[Brian]
我也是（sorry双关同情-难过），看看我这个样！
Disappointing
大学毕业十年了
[Kate]
我还一直幻想能成为...
What's the matter?
什么？
[Brian]
还是不说了，太傻了
The catering company laid me off
说嘛
[Kate]
在小的时候
Oh, I'm sorry
我想要成为
[Brian]
什么？
Me too! I mean, look at me!
深夜电视节目的喜剧大咖！
I'm 10 years out of college,
但现在我32岁了，你也看得出来
And I always thought...
梦想没实现
[Kate]
没有
What?
好吧
[Brian]
Hmm
No it sounds stupid.
我过得糟透了！
[Kate]
才没有！
Oh c'mon!
我过得糟透了！
[Brian]
没有啦...
When I was little,
破产待业马上就要33，真是糟透了！
I thought I would be,
我过得糟透了！
[Kate]
你觉得你过得很糟？
What?
是啊
[Brian]
你的问题也没那么严重
A big comedian on late-night TV!
我挺可爱
But now I'm 32 and as u can see,
也很聪明
I'm not,
你确实很聪明
[Kate]
谢谢
Nope
我喜欢音乐艺术之类浪漫的东西
[Brian]
你也知道我很能包容别人
oh well,
所以为啥我没有男朋友？
[Kate]
靠！
Hmm
我过得糟透了！
[Brian]
我也是！
It sucks to be me!
我过得糟透了！
[Kate]
我过得糟透了！
No!
波波真是糟透了
[Brian]
毛毛妹也是
It sucks to be me!
没工作真是糟透了
[Kate]
没人约真是糟透了
No...
我过得糟透了！
[Brian]
嘿，罗罗、小尼，你们有空帮我们参谋一下吗
It sucks to be broke, and unemployed, and turning 33!
啊当然可以
It sucks to be me!
波波和毛毛妹谁过得更糟？
[Kate]
当然是我们！
You think your life sucks?
我们住在一起
[Brian]
关系无比亲密
I think so
我们一直是好兄弟
[Kate]
自从相遇的第一天
Your problems aren't so bad
所以他知道各种方法让我难受！
I'm kinda pretty
我的生活每况愈下
And pretty damn smart.
你这是把现实夸大
[Brian]
你把衣服到处乱丢
You are
还把脚搁我椅子上
[Kate]
是吗？你不也做些gaygay的事儿，比如熨内裤！
Thanks
我们住的小公寓被你搞得像是地狱！
I like romantic things like music and art.
你不也是，所以我也像活在地狱里！
And as you know I have a gigantic heart,
我过得糟透了！
So why don't I have a boyfriend?
不，是我过得糟透了！
****!
我过得糟透了！
It sucks to be me!
我过得糟透了！
[Brian]
这里谁的生活不糟糕？
Me too!
我过得糟透了！
[Kate]
你们为啥这么开心？
It sucks to be me!
因为我们过得糟透了！
[Brian]
你们过得糟透了？
It sucks to be me!
我没听错吧？
It sucks to be Brian
我来到这个国家，只为寻找机会
[Kate]
想到韩国熟食店打工
And Kate
但我是日本人！
[Brian]
但我努力拿了两个硕士学位！
To not have a job
读的是社工
[Kate]
现在我成了心理治疗师
To not have a date
但没有病人来找我！
[Both]
我的未婚夫也没工作
It sucks to be me!
我们还有一堆账要付！
[Rod/Nicky arguing]
我过得糟透了！
[Brian]
我过得糟透了！
Hey Rod, Nicky, can you settle something for us if you have a second?
我说我过得糟糕糟糕糟糕糟糕
[Rod]
糟糕糟糕糟糕糟糕
Oh, certainly
糟糕糟糕糟糕糟糕
[Kate]
我过得糟透了！
Whose life sucks more, Brian's or mine?
打扰一下
[Rod and Nicky]
我在找地方住
OURS!
怎么一路找到这儿来了？
[Rod]
啊我从A大道开始找
We live together
但找到现在，没有一个我租得起的
[Nicky]
这里看起来倒是挺便宜的
We're close as people can get
我想看看这边有没有房子租
[Rod]
去跟楼管说吧
We've been the best of buddies
我帮你叫他
[Nicky]
太好了！谢谢！
Ever since the day we met
喂！加里！
[Rod]
我来了我来了！
So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset!! Oh!
天呐，这不是加里·科曼吗！
Every day is an aggravation
没~错！
[Nicky]
我是加里·科曼
C'mon that's an exaggeration
代表作是情景喜剧Different Strokes
[Rod]
我赚了一大笔钱
You leave your clothes out,
却被身边人给败光了！（different strokes for different folks是一句谚语，这里玩梗）
You put your feet on my chair
现在我破产了，成了笑话
[Nicky]
跑到这里来当楼管
Oh yea? You do such anal things like ironing your underwear!
在这Q大道上！
[Rod]
你过得糟透了！
You make that very small apartment we share, a hell!
你赢了！
[Nicky]
你过得糟透了！
So do you, that's why I'm in hell too!
我感觉平衡多了！
[Rod]
你想想我过的是啥日子，被人拦住问
It sucks to be me!
“你在说啥呢威利斯？”（加里的名台词）
[Nicky]
别念啦
No it sucks to be me!
你过得糟透了！
[Kate]
在Q大道上！
It sucks to be me!
我过得糟透了！
[Brian]
在Q大道上！
It sucks to be me!
你过得糟透了
[All]
在Q大道上
Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?
我们过得糟透了
It sucks to be me!
但在这里我们相遇
[Christmas Eve]
我们一起在这Q大道上
Why you all so happy?
我们住在Q大道上
[Brian]
我们的朋友也是
Cause our lives suck!
在我们的梦想实现之前
[Christmas Eve]
我们住在Q大道上
Your lives suck?
生活就这么真实！
I hearing you correctly? Hah!
我们住在Q大道上
I coming to this country, for opportunities,
你会喜欢上这儿
Try to work in Korean deli,
我们住在Q大道上
But I am Japanese!
给你钥匙！
But with hard work I earned two master degrees!
欢迎来到Q大道！
In social work,
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients!
And I have unemployed fiancé,
And we have lots of bills to pay!
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
I say it sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
Sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka, sucka,
Sucka, sucka, sucka, suck!
It suck to be me!
[Princeton]
Uh excuse me,
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live
[Christmas Eve]
Why you looking all the way out here?
[Princeton]
Well, I started in Avenue A,
But so far everything's out of my price range,
But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper.
Oh and look a for rent sign!
[Brian]
You need to talk to the superintendent,
Let me get him.
[Princeton]
Great! Thanks!
[Brian]
YO GARY!!
[Gary Coleman]
I'm coming! I'm coming!
[Princeton]
Oh my God it's Gary Coleman!
[Gary Coleman]
Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman,
From TVs different strokes.
I made a lot of money,
That got stolen by my folks!
Now I'm broke, and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes!
But I'm here, the superintendent
On Avenue Q!
[All]
It sucks to be you!
[Kate]
You win!
[All]
It sucks to be you!
[Brian]
I feel better now!
[Gary Coleman]
Try having people stopping you to ask you,
Watchoo talkin' bout Willis?
It gets old.
[All]
It sucks to be you!
On Avenue Q!!
Sucks to be me!
On Avenue Q!
Sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
Sucks to be us
But not when we're together!
We're together here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q,
Our friends do too!
Till our dreams come true!
We live on Avenue Q
[Princeton]
This is real life!
[All]
We live on Avenue Q
[Nicky]
You're gonna love it!
[All]
We live on Avenue Q
[Gary Coleman]
Here's your keys!
[All]
Welcome, to Avenue Q!