歌词与中文翻译
The internet is really really great
K：网络真呀真真好
For porn
T:（用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
K:网速辣么快我都不用去等待
For porn
T:（当我看羞羞的东西的时候(≖ ‿ ≖)）
Huh?
K:啊？
There's always some new site,
K:总会有一些新的网站
For porn!
T:（上面都是羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
I browse all day and night
K:我没日没夜地上网
For porn!
T:（为了看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
K:这感觉就象我在光速飞行
For porn!
T:（还是看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
Trekkie!
K:契瑞克！
The internet is for porn
T:网络全是羞羞的东西~
Trekkie!
K:契瑞克！
The internet is for porn,
T:网络全是羞羞的东西~
What are you doing!?
K:你在干嘛！
Why you think the net was born?
T:那你觉得网络是为了什么而诞生的呢~
Porn porn porn
T:羞羞！羞羞！羞羞！
Treee—kkie!
K：契--瑞奇！（娇嗔）
Oh hello kate monster
T:哦~凯特小怪兽~你好呀~
You are ruining my song
K：你在毁我的歌！
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
T:啊，我错惹，但我不是故意的。。
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
K：好吧那请你安静一会儿让我完成它！
Me no talkie
T：那我不说话惹ʅ（◞‸◟）ʃ
Good
K：纳爱斯~
I’m glad we have this new technology
K：我真幸运我们能有这项新技术
For porn
T:（用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
Which gives us untold opportunity
K：他给了我们无法言说的机遇
For por—oops, sorry
T:（用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）。。。哦天辣对不起！
Right from you own desktop
K：仅仅从你的桌面就能开始
For ---
T：（羞。。”(´ｪ`)”）
You can research browse and shop
K：你可以搜索也可以购物
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
K：直到你觉得足够了想要停下来
FOR PORN!!
T：（看完了羞羞以后的贤者模式！(｡◝‿◜｡)）
T:网络全是羞羞的东西~
The internet is for porn!
K：亚妹罗！
Noooo
T:网络全是羞羞的东西~
The internet if for porn!
K:契瑞克！
Trekkie
T:导致我每晚按我的~小~喇~叭~
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
K:那太恶心了你简直就是性变态！
That’s gross you’re a pervert
T：啊固执的凯特小怪兽
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
K：不我讲真，你就是一性变态！
NO really, your a pervert
K：正常人不会坐在家里上网看羞羞好吗！
Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
T：哦？（质疑）
Ohhhh?
K：怎么了
What?!
T：小姑娘你不懂
You have no idea
T：准备好了吗正常人！
Ready normal people?
Together：准备好辣！
Ready--- ready ----ready
T：让我听到你们的呻~吟~！
Let me hear it!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
The internet is for porn!
G:对不起啊凯特
Sorry kate
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
The internet is for porn!
G:我打灰机！
I masturbate!
T：这些家伙解压他们的文件
All these guys unzip their flies
Together：看羞羞看羞羞！
For porn, porn, porn!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
The internet is not for porn!!
Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣)
PORN!, PORN, P---
K：麻烦等一下！
HOLD ON A SECOND!
k:我知道的事实是，萝卜，你在网上看证券股票
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
R:对呀对呀~
That’s correct.
K:布莱恩你在亚马逊买东西
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
B:对！
Sure!
K:小灰灰你在eaby上倒卖
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
G:对就是我叶凉辰~
Yes I do!
K:普林斯顿你在网上给我发过甜蜜的生日贺卡
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
G:有的呀有的呀~
True!
T:哦等一下凯特
Oh, but Kate-
T:你觉得他做完之后。。。嗯。。。
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
Together：（窃笑）
. .yeah
K:噫！
EEEWWWWW!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
The internet is for porn!
K:恶熏！
Gross!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
The internet is for porn!
K:我讨厌羞羞的东西！o(′益`)o
I hate porn
T:握紧你的小油条然后双击(＠_＠;)?
Grab your **** and double click
[不懂]
I hate you men!
K:我讨厌你们这群男人
For porn, porn, porn!
Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣)
I’m leaving!
K:我走！
Porn, porn, porn, porn
Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣)
I hate the internet!
K:我讨厌网络！
Porn, porn, porn, porn
Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣)
The internet is for
T:网络全是~~
The internet is for
Together：网络全是~~
The internet is for PORN!
Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
YEAH!
Together：液！