歌词与中文翻译
Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book
清静的下午只有我和我最爱的书在一起
《Broadway Musicals of the 1940s》
《40年代百脑汇音乐剧》
No roommate to brother me
没室友的打扰
How could it get any better than this
还有什么能比这更好的么
Oh hi Rod
嗨 Ron
Hi Nicky
嗨 Niki
Hey Rod you’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning
Ron，你绝对猜不到今天早上地铁里发生了什么
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
有个帅哥笑着和我搭讪
Hmm，that’s very interesting
呃，真有意思（翻白眼.jpg）
He was being really friendly,hmm
他真的超友好
I think he was coming on to me
我猜他可能对我有意思
I think he might’ve thought I was gay
我猜可能是个小基佬
Ahem so uh why are you telling me this!
所以，为什么告诉我这些！
Why should I care! I don’t care!
我为什么要知道！我无感！
What did you have for lunch today!
中午吃了啥！
Oh you don’t have to get all defensive about it
Ron，你不需要那么警惕
I’m not getting defensive!
我才没有警惕！
Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I’m trying to read!
为什么我要关心你遇到的基佬，哦不，男人？我正打算看书！
Oh I didn’t mean anything by it,Rod
好吧，我没有什么其他的意思，Ron
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about
我只是觉得这个我们讨论下而已（委屈脸.jpg）
I don't want to talk about it!!!
我不想讨论这些！！！
This conversation is over!!!
谈话结束！！！
Yeah,but Rod......
好吧，但是Ron......
OVER!!!
你走开！！！
Well okay but just so you know......
哦，但是你要知道......
IF YOU WERE GAY
如果你搞基
THAT'D BE OKAY
那很OK
I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY
我意思是
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY
你怎样我都喜欢
BECAUSE YOU SEE
因为你知道
IF IT WERE ME
如果是我
I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY
我可以轻松说出来
THAT I WAS GAY
我是小基佬
BUT I'M NOT GAY
但是我不是
Nicky,please, I'm trying to read!
Niki，拜托，我要看书！
What!!!
干嘛！！！
IF YOU WERE QUEER
如果你还有其他怪癖
I'D STILL BE HERE(Nicky,I'm trying to read this book!!!)
我还是会在你身旁（Niki，我要看书！！！）
YEAR AFTER YEAR
一年又一年
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME(Argh
因为你是我的小宝贝
I KNOW THAT YOU(What?
我知道你
WOULD ACCEPT ME ,TOO(I would???
你也会接受我
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I'M GAY!"
如果我今天告诉我我是小基佬
BUT I'M NOT GAY
但是我不是
I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU(High Button Shoes, Pal Joey
和你在一起超开心哒
SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME
所以对我来说没关系
WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS(R：Nicky that's GROSS!!! N：No it's not
不管你和其他男人在床上干什么
IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！
如果你搞基
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!(I am not listening
我要大喊万岁！
I'D STAY(La la la la la
我在这里
BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY(Aaaah!!!
才不会妨碍你
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE
你可以想往常一样依赖我
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY
每一天
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY
告诉你那样OK的
YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY
你生来如此
AND AS THEY SAY,IT'S IN YOUR DNA
都是DNA决定的
YOU'RE GAY(I am not gay!!
你是小基佬！（我不是！！！）
IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！
如果是你搞基