Happy New Year

Mimi

How long til next year?

Roger

Three and half minutes...

Mimi

I'm giving up my vices

I'm going back - back to school

Eviction or not

This week's been so hot

That long as I've got you

I know i'll be cool

I couldn't crack the love code, dear

'til you made the lock on my heart

Explode

It's gonna be a happy new year

A happy new year

Mark

Coast is clear

You're supposed to be working

That's for midnight

Where are they?

There isn't much time

Mimi

Maybe they're dressing

I mean what does one wear that's

Apropos

For a party - that's also a crime

Maureen

Chips, anyone?

Mark

You can take the girl out of hicksville

But you can't take the hickville out

Of the girl

Maureen

My riot got you on tv

I deserve a royalty

Mimi

Be nice you two

Or no god awful champagne

Maureen

Don't mind if I do

No luck?

Roger

Bolted plywood, padlocked and

Chained

A total dead end

Maureen

Just like my ex-girlfriend

(on cell phone)

Honey...?

I know you're there...

Please pick up the phone

Are you okay?

It's not funny

It's not fair!

How can I atone?

Are you okay?

I lose control

But I can learn to behave

Give me one more chance

Let me be your slave

I'll kiss your doc martens

Let me kiss your doc martens

Your every wish I will obey

(Joanne enters)

Joanne

That might be okay

Down girl

Heel... Stay

I did a bit of research

With my friends at legal aid

Technically, you're squatters

There's hope

But just in case

Mark and Joanne

Rope!

Mark

We can hoist a line--

Joanne

To the fire escape--

Mark

And tie off at

Mark and Joanne

That bench!

Maureen

I can't take them as chums

Joanne

Start hoisting... Wench

Roger

I think I should be laughing

Yet I forget

Forget how to begin

I'm feeling something inside

And yet I still can't decide if I should hide

Or make a wide open grin

Last week I wanted just to disappear

My life was dust

But now it just may be a happy new year

A happy new year

(Collins enters with Angel)

Collins

Bond - james bond

Angel

And pussy galore - in person

Mimi

Pussy - you came prepared

Angel

I was a boy scout once

And a brownie

'til some little brat got scared

Collins

Aha! Moneypenny - my martini!

Mimi

Will bad champagne do?

Roger

That's shaken - not stirred

Collins

Pussy - the bolts

Angel

Just say the word!

Mimi

Two minutes left to execute our plan

Collins

Where's everyone else?

Roger

Playing spiderman

Mark

Ironic close up: tight

On the phone machine's red light

Once the boho boys are gone

The power mysteriously comes on