La Vie Boheme

服务员：No, please no

Not tonight, please no

Mister, can't you go?

Not tonight, can't have a scene

Roger：What?

服务员：Go, please go

You - Hello, sir!

I said no

Important customer

Mark：What am I, just a blur?

服务员：You sit all night, you never buy!

Mark：That's a lie, that's a lie!

I had a tea the other day

服务员：You couldn't pay

Mark：Oh yeah...

Collins：Benjamin Coffin III? Here?

服务员：Oh no!

所有人：Wine and beer!

Maureen：The enemy of Avenue A

We'll stay

Collins：What brings the mogul in his own mind

To the Life Cafe?

Benny：I would like to propose a toast

To Maureen's noble try 为Maureen

It went well

Maureen：Go to Hell

Benny：Was the yuppie scum stomped?

Not counting the homeless

How many tickets weren't comped?

Roger：Why did Muffy

Benny：Alison

Roger：..miss the show? …

Benny：There was a death in the family

If you must know

Angel：Who died?

Benny：Our Akita

Benny, Mark, Angel, Collins：Evita

Benny：Mimi, I'm surprised Mimi，

A bright and charming girl like you

Hangs out with these slackers

Who don't adhere to deals

They make fun, yet I'm the one

Attempting to do some good

Or do you really want a neighborhood

Where people piss on your stoop every night?

Bohemia, Bohemia's

A fallacy in your head

This is Calcutta

Bohemia is dead

Mark：Dearly beloved

We gather here to say our goodbyes

Collins，Roger：Dies irae, dies illa

Mark：Here she lies

No one knew her worth

The late great daughter of Mother Earth

On this night when we celebrate the birth

In that little town of Bethlehem

We raise our glass

You bet your ass, to La vie Bohème

所有人：La vie Bohème…

Mark：To days of inspiration

Playing hooky

Making something out of nothing

The need to express

To communicate

To going against the grain

Going insane

Going mad

To loving tension, no pension

To more than one dimension

To starving for attention

Hating convention

Hating pretension

Not to mention, of course

Hating dear old Mom and Dad

To riding your bike

Midday past the three-piece suits

To fruits

To no absolutes

To Absolut

To choice

To The Village Voice

To any passing fad

To being an us, for once

Instead of a them

La vie Bohème

Maureen：Is the equipment in a pyramid?

Joanne：It is, Maureen

Maureen：The mixer doesn't have a case

Don't give me that face

Mr. Grey：Ahem

Maureen：Hey, Mister

She's my sister

服务员：So that's five miso soup

Four seaweed salad

Three soy burger dinner

Two tofu dog platter

And one pasta with meatless balls

某男生：Ew

Collins：It tastes the same

Mimi：If you close your eyes

服务员：And thirteen orders of fries

Is that it here?

所有人：Wine and beer!

Mimi，Angel：To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries

To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese

To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo

To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou

Maureen，Collins：Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion

Creation, vacation

Mark：Mucho masturbation

Maureen，Collins：Compassion, to fashion, to passion

When it's new

Collins：To Sontag

Angel：To Sondheim

To anything taboo

Collins，Roger：Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham, and Cage

Collins：Lenny Bruce

Roger：Langston Hughes

Maureen：To the stage

To Uta

Collins：To Buddha

Pablo Neruda, too

Mark，Mimi：Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow

To blow off Auntie Em

La vie Bohème

Maureen：And wipe the speakers off before you pack

Joanne：Yes, Maureen

Maureen：Well, hurry back

Mr. Grey:Sisters?

Maureen：We're close

Angel，Collins，Mark，Mr.Grey：Brothers!

Bisəxuals, trisəxuals, homo sapiens

Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men

Pee-wee Herman

German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein

Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa

Carmina Burana

To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy

Vaclav Havel, The Səx Pistols, 8BC

To no shame, never playing the Fame Game

Collins：To marjuana

To sodomy

It's between God and me

To S & M

Mr.Grey：Waiter... Waiter... Waiter!

所有人：La vie Bohème

Collins：In honor of the death of bohemia

an impromtu salon will commence immediately following dinner

Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance

to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

Roger：And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary Mark Cohen

about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days

Mark：Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot

will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder

while accompanying herself on the electric cello, which she has never studied

Benny：Your new boyfriend doesn't know about us

Mimi：There's nothing to know

Benny：Don't you think that we should discuss

Mimi：It was three months ago

Benny：He doesn't act like he's with you

Mimi：We're taking it slow

Benny：Where is he now?

Mimi：He's right - hmm

Benny：Uh huh...

Mimi：Where'd he go?

Mark：And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song

That doesn't remind us of "Musetta's Waltz"

Collins：Angel Dumott Schunard will model the latest fall fashions from Paris

while accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub

Angel：And Collins will recount his exploits as anarchist

including the tale of the successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment

to self-destruct, as it broadcasts the words:

所有人："Actual Reality - ACT UP - Fight AIDS!"

Benny：Check!!

Mimi：Excuse me, did I do something wrong?

I get invited, then ignored all night long

Roger：I've been trying, I'm not lying

No one's perfect, I've got baggage

Mimi：Life's too short, babe, time is flying

I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine

Roger：I should tell you

Mimi：I've got baggage too

Rogger：I should tell you

合：Baggage

其他人：Wine And beer!

Mimi：AZT break

Roger：You?

Mimi：Me. You?

Roger：Mimi