Over The Moon

Last Night I Had A Dream.

I Found Myself In A Desert Called Cyberland.

It Was Hot. My Canteen Had Sprung A Leak

And I Was Thirsty. Out Of The Abyss Walked A Cow

Elsie. I Asked If She Had Anything To Drink.

She Said, "I'm Forbidden To Produce Milk.

In Cyberland, We Only Drink Diet Coke. "

She Said, "Only Thing To Do Is Jump

Over The Moon"

"They've Closed Everything Real Down...

Like Barns, Troughs, and...

Performance Spaces...

And Replaced It All With Lies And Rules And Virtual Life.

But There Is A Way Out...

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Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith

Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith

Maureen

"Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon"

I Gotta Get Out Of Here!

It's Like I'm Being Tied To The Hood Of A Yellow Rental Truck,

Being Packed In With Fertilizer And Fuel Oil,

Pushed Over A Cliff By A Suicidal Mickey Mouse! - I've

Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Gotta Find A Way

Maureen

"To Jump Over The Moon

Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon"

(Backups: Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith )

Maureen

Then A Little Bulldog Entered.

His Name We Have Learned Was Benny.

And Although He Once Had Priciples,

He Abandoned Them To Live As A Lap Dog To

A Wealthy Daughter Of The Revolution.

A 1-2-3

"That's Bull," He Said.

"Ever Since The Cat Took Up The Fiddle,

That Cow's Been Jumpy.

And The Dish And Spoon Were Evicted

From The Table - And Eloped... She's Had Trouble

With That Milk And The Moon Ever Since.

Maybe It's A Female Thing

'Cause Who'd Want To Leave Cyberland Anyway?...

Walls Ain't So Bad. The Dish And Spoon For Instance.

They Were Down On Their Luck

They come knockin' On My Doghouse Door and I Said,

'Not In My Backyard, Utensils! Go Back To China! '

" Bee dee bong "The Only Way Out-Is Up, "

Elsie Whispered To Me. "A Leap Of Faith.

Still Thirsty? " She Asked. "Parched. "

"Have Some Milk. " I Lowered Myself Beneath Her

And Held My Mouth To Her Swollen Udder

And Sucked The Sweetest Milk I'd Ever Tasted. "

"Climb On Board." She Said.

And As A Harvest Moon Rose Over Cyberland,

We Reared Back And Sprang Into A Gallop.

Leaping Out Of Orbit!!! I Awoke Singing

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Leap Of Faith.

Only Thing To Do

Only Thing To Do Is Jump

Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon

Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon

Over The Moon-Over The

Moooooooo

Moooooooo

Moooooooo

Moo With Me

(She encourages the audience to moo with her. They do)

Thank You