Medicine Ball

Oh! My Goodness!

What have I done!

Oh no!

I can't believe it!

It's like...

I've got, the whole, world, in my palms!

And I'm ready to drop

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca

It's the village in New York

Right next to the TriBeCa

That's my sector

Homosexual dissector

Come again, rewind selector

I said nice rectum

I had a vasectomy, Hector

So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya'

Hannibal Lecter into guy sex

And I bet ya' I tantalize ya'

And in less than 5 seconds I get ya'

They say once bitten and twice shy will lie

Next to the guy with

Nine ecstasy pills and 5 extra

Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities

Why yes sir

I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester

Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester

Performed a home-abortion with Dexter then I guess

I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

Chorus]

I

Guess it's

Time

For you

To hate me again

Let's begin now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said

I

Guess it's

Time

For you

To hate me again

Let's begin now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

Verse 2]

All my West side bitches throw it up...

Put a balloon inside your pussy

Weep and blow it up

Man I think that Egers fell off the tip（?）

And showin' nuts

So you better change the station to keep

From throwing up

Man you've seen it all before

Your all too familiar wit' it

There's a penis on the floor

And two balls

So you know who did it

You know you wit' it, girl

Don't front

Oh no you didn't

I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls

Nicole, you kiddin'?

I'll pee on Rihanna, see man

I'll do what I wanna

Spray perfume in a sauna

Run Crazy Glue and Madonna

To the La-Z-Boy sofa

Fold her in two（?） then sit on her

Imagine the visual for that, man

Who woulda thought I

Could ever be such a relentless

Break a leash in his fingers（?）

But the chick's so old

She looks like she out-lived a life sentence

I never meant this

Line to be so offensive

If you weren't so defensive

It wouldn't be

You're so sensitive

Chorus]

I

Guess it's

Time

For you

To hate me again

Let's begin now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said

I

Guess it's

Time

For you

To hate me again

Let's begin now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

Verse 3]

Put Christopher Reeves on a

Unicycle with a kickstand

Kick it up and push him and lead him

Right into quicksand

Here, you need a hand, big man?

Grab hold of this branch

With both hands

Man, they don't understand

I'm just a sick man

Now everybody's pissed at me

Like it's my fault

This name rhymes with so many different words

Geez

So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves

Won't you break it down for me

And just spit the verse, please!

Eminem As Christopher Reeves]

Eminem, I'm coming to kill you

Always hated you and I still do

You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume

Doesn't even fit you

They don't feel you

You're taking this shit too far

Who do you think you are

Hang my suit up in the armoire

Everyday I hate you more and more

Throw down the cardboard

Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore

Chorus]

I

Guess it's

Time

For you

To hate me again

Let's begin now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said

I

Guess it's

Time

For you

To hate me again

Let's begin now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

Outro]

The world is mine!