We Made You

Eminem]

Guess who ?

Did you miss me ?

Jessica Simpson... sing the chorus !

Chorus]

When you walked through the door it was clear to me/

You're the one they adore, who they came to see/

You're a rockstar （Baby） Everybody wants you/

Playa' who can really blame you ?/

We're the ones who made you/

Verse 1:

Back by popular demand, now pop a little zantac, or antacid if you can/

Get ready to attack any task that is at hand, how does it feel is it fantasic, is it grand/

Well look at all the massive masses in the stands, Shady man no dont massacre the fans/

Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man, she stomped him just because he asked to put his hands/

on her massive gluteous maximus again, squeeze it then squish it then pass it to her friend/

Can he come back as nasty as he can, yes he can can dont ask me this again/

He doesn not mean to lesbian offend, but lindsay please come back to CNN/

samanthas a 2 you're practically a ten, I know you want me girl in fact I see ya grin/

Chorus]

When you walked through the door it was clear to me/

（Now Come in Girl）

You're the one they adore, who they came to see/

You're a rockstar （Baby） Everybody wants you/

Playa' who can really blame you ?/

We're the ones who made you/

Verse 2:

The enforcer, lookin for more women to torture/

Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie-horse her/

Sorry porscha but whats but whats Ellen Degenerres

have that I dont, are you tellin me tenderness/

Well I could be as gentle and as smoothe as a gentleman/

Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two xenadrine/

And i'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then/

nail her, make her say hello to my little friend/

Brit forget K-Fed lets cut out the middlemen

Forgot about him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again/

And this time it won't be from the ritalin binge/

forget the other men, girl pay them little attention

And little did I mention that Jennifers in/

love with me John Mayor so sit on the bench/

Man, I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch/

they take a mile, they got style but it isn't slims/

Chorus]

When you walked through the door it was clear to me/

You're the one they adore, who they came to see/

You're a rockstar （Baby） Everybody wants you/

Playa' who can really blame you ?/

We're the ones who made you/

And thats why Myla you'll never live without/

Verse 3:

I know you want me girl cuz I can see you checkin' me out/

And baby you know, you know you want me too/

Don't try to deny it baby i'm the only one for you/ *fart noise*

Damn girl i'm beginning to sprout an alfalfa/

Why should I wash my filthy mouth out/

You think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album/

Never has there been such （senescent nostalgia） ? /

Man cash I dont mean to mess with your gal but/

Jessica Alba, put a breast in my mouth bruh/

Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers/

And they wonder why I keep dressin' like Elvis/

Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt/

Lookin' like someone shrinked his outfit/

I think hes bout to flip, Jessica rest assured supermans here to rescue ya/

Can you blame me, you're my Amy, i'm your Blake/

Matter fact make me a birthday cake with a sawblade in it to make my jail break/

Baby I think you just met you're soul mate/

（Now break it down girl）