歌词
My Mom Lyrics
好！来吧！
Yeah!
开始吧！
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
让我们开始吧！
我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子
Okay! Alright!
拜她所赐我现在和她一样
Yo, Yo.
因为我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子
Yo! Yo!
这就是为啥我现在嗑着药都因为我像我老妈！
Alright, money comes first.
我老妈，又谈我老妈~
我猜你们听到我又谈我老妈感到粉抓狂~喔~噢吼，
Here we go now!
但这只是个我小时候的小事一件
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
关于我怎么迷上了安定药片
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
那时安定剂就是我的全世界
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
我吃的饭喝的水甚至盘子里的豆子都是TMD药片
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
我老妈把它当作调味剂洒在牛排上
"My mom, my mom" --I know you're probably
所以每天我至少有三次胃肿胀
tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh,
现在告诉我，有哪个老妈想看到
but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
自己的儿子长大了却有潜力没实力
and how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um.
我老师也觉得我长大了是个垃圾
Valium was in everything: food that I ate,
“你tmd在座位下胡搞什么玩意儿？”
the water that I drank, fucking peas in my plate.
“老妈同志，你儿子把乙醛吸了进去
She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak
要不就是这个小混蛋已经学会抽那些违禁品”
so everyday I had at least three stomach aches.
但这些只是你的猜测，这些东西我没做任何一样
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
我在嗡嗡做声但那不是她想得那样
son be grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever?
在茶杯里撒尿？你个贱人又不是我的监护人我现在在睡觉
My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing, either:
你TM干嘛还来骚扰我
"What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
荡妇，你离我远点；我不是开玩笑
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether.
找只白粉笔去把斑马刷成彩色
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin reefer."
我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子
But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either.
拜她所赐我现在和她一样
It was neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought.
因为我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin';
这就是为啥我现在嗑着药都因为我像我老妈！
What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for?
等等！这不是晚餐，而是油漆颜料
Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'.
“儿子你昨天吃的也是这个当时可没听到你乱叫”
Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra.
这儿有一盘止痛药
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
等我把药片压碎就好,现在把它们混在土豆泥里
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
你这个小混蛋，你不要坐在那里
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
摆出一副弱智的脸色甚至没有品尝它
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
你最好把盘子舔干净，把脸贴到盘子上别浪费了
Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner!
把你的脸贴在盘子之前，我将再次把你扔到地下室！
"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did I?"
待会把你丢进地下室我可不会向你投降！
"Now here's a plate full of pain killers.
你得给我老实呆在那哪都不许去，在明年感恩节要是你还没吃下去
Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes.
那我会再折磨你一次，然后我做泡菠菜的时候，再加点东西
You little motherfucker, don't you sit there and make
你个小畜生，给我老实坐在那，不要装无辜
that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it!"
在凯马特他们都看到我被一本书给砸了
"You'd better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it.
儿童抚养费？你老爸从来没有给过
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again!
那他要是给了呢？孩子这不关你鸟事！
And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin again
我老妈啊，世上没有任何一个人像她这样
until next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it,
我知道我该让过去成为过去
I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit!
但她是我为什么执著于药物的原因
You little shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent?
因为我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子
A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it!
拜她所赐我现在和她一样
Child support? Your father, he ain't sent the shit!
因为我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子
So what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!"
这就是为啥我现在嗑着药都因为我像我老妈
My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom.
我老妈爱安定药，现在我也一样，我就是个疯狂的动物
I know I should let bygones be bygones,
但我对加了药丸的菠菜感觉强烈
but she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on.
但我只能喃喃有词两分钟不到
'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
但我不想生吞药丸不加咀嚼
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
没有它的话一个韵脚都没法写，我的止痛药片，我的止痛药片~噢！
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
哥们我从未想过我会对药物着迷
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
不，去他的，我可不能这样下去
My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party animal.
但这事确是发生了，悲剧呵~牢牢缠住了我
I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach.
可能是我爱上了那种口味~大概吧
But my bars only last about two minutes!
药物品就像是炸弹，老妈，太爽了！
But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it.
她给一只狗喂丸子把它给弄死了
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh!
吃下一片阿司匹林说头有点痛
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict.
这儿有份点心，你饿了么小淘气
--"nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me!" but that's actually
“看看这个~是赞安诺~吃了它打个盹吧~给我吃！”
what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up back to me.
但我不需要啊！
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?
“管他的，那么把它弄碎！”
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom! Beautiful!
“吃下一片然后走开，在你把Nathan小弟吵醒之前！”
She killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed it.
好吧，妈你赢了，我不想再吵了！
Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache.
我吃，大口大口，狼吞虎咽！
"Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat?
接着不停翻滚，在床上自己被自己绊倒
Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!"
只是一瓶最小的剂量和希斯·莱杰摇头娃娃
But I don't need it!
我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子
"Well fuck it, then break it up!
拜她所赐我现在和她一样
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!"
因为我老妈爱死安定药和各种丸子
Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel like arguin'!
这就是为啥我现在嗑着药都因为我像我老妈
I'll do it --pop and gobble it, start wobblin',
我的老妈啊 我和她一样！
stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
妈妈 妈妈 我的妈妈啊！
with bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head!
妈妈，我亲爱的妈妈呵
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
[用艾瑞克·西奥多·卡特曼的声音]我的妈妈，我不想再吃更多了
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
嗨 对不起 妈妈 我还是爱你 [亲吻你]
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
[用嘲讽的语气]兄弟！这真是扯淡，兄弟，带我们离开这里…
喔...
My mom, I'm just like her!
My mom, my mom, my mom （x3）
My mom, my mama
in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no more.
Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, though! kiss sound]
Dr. Dre 2010!
in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here...
Oh!
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