歌词
I was born with a dick in my brain
我生下来脑子里就长着JB，
Yea fucked in the head
嗯，大脑受损了
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
我的继父告诉我我是天生的蠢材
'Til one night he snuck in and said
直到那天晚上他溜进我房间
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
“跟我出去玩玩，顺便帮我含下JB吧”
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
“我们能玩玩泰迪熊就算了吗？”
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
“等老子爆了你菊花，磕点药”
Bust a nut, get some rest
“爆个蛋，在休息吧”，
The next day my mother said,
第二天我老妈说
"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
“这小王八蛋脑子是不是有问题啊？”
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
“这混蛋什么都不吃就撑得慌”
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
“然后自己在房间上吊自杀了”
Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset
“Jeffrey，别为个死人伤心”
Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
[Debbie是Eminem的妈妈]
I bet you he's faking it, I bet you
进来呗，对准他脖子，插根烟
I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
“我发誓他是假扮的，我对你发誓”
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
“他大概只是想知道他死了你会有多伤心吧”
Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head
“当然你不想去的话我可以帮你解决一切”
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
“操，如果你认为他有脑子的话就去把他脑子打爆”
Under my bed and up under my faucet
嗯，大脑受损了
Then you would know I've completely lost it
哦不，在床底下？还是在水管里
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
他傻逼吧？不，他疯了！
Under my bed and up under my faucet
清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧
Then you would know I've completely lost it
哦不，在床底下？还是在水管里？
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清
You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
他傻逼吧？不，他疯了！
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
你还不明白吗？现在这孙子想把我脸咬下来
Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
我只能把剩下的半个脸锯下来
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
他把电锯也抢走了，咬下刀片
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
吞了下去，把棒球装上弹弓
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
瞄准自己的脸然后任其发射
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
挖出眼睛当做乒乓一样把弄
That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
用自己的眼球打兵乓
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
这混蛋的胆子真是跟金刚一样
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
他把草坪上的除草机发动了
Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
躺在那机器下面让其扫过
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
他脱了裤子，脱了一切的东西
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
除了他的背心和胸罩
Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
够狂野吗？对，疯子，这是Shady旺旺
Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
兄弟，这混蛋是个帮派分子吧，不是吗，旺旺？
Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.
Shady旺旺，什么东西会穿堂而过？
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
不扯了，你TM还等什么呢，快唱吧
Under my bed and up under my faucet
清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧
Then you would know I've completely lost it
哦不，在床底下？还是在水管里？
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
他傻逼吧？不，他疯了！
Under my bed and up under my faucet
清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧
Then you would know I've completely lost it
哦不，在床底下？还是在水管里？
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清
Don't you know what felch means? （Yea）
他傻逼吧？不，他疯了！
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
你居然知道潮吹的意思？
Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
好吧，麻烦你告诉我吧。你愿意去帮我弄弄还是只自己享受呢？
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
爆她们的菊花，一边打嗝一边射精
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
“嗝先生”，我正在忙，麻烦你先回去先休息休息
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
你知道我在说什么吗，哥们，你感觉得到我吗？
Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
其实我毫无恶意，只是想要你知道我继父怎么对我
Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
你最喜欢的木偶，我要在你的尖叫中把它人道毁灭
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
Shady你TM说啥呢？我不知道？帮帮我吧
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
你这是在干吗？老子快要气炸了！
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
“Marshall我爱你宝贝，我只是为你的成长着想”
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
[Marshall是Eminem原名]
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
不，老爹，我不需要你
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
我已经长大了，我自己可以照顾自己
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
只有给我换尿片的时候我才会光着
Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene
她让我看了一部叫“Elm街的噩梦”的电影
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[映射自己童年]
Under my bed and up under my faucet
但我什么都不懂即便他们成它为最佳电影
Then you would know I've completely lost it
好吧，这部电影其实叫做“爆菊”，我们其实在拍监狱剧集
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
哦不，在床底下？还是在水管里？
Under my bed and up under my faucet
好吧其实我忘记了而且你根本数不清
Then you would know I've completely lost it
他傻逼吧？不，他疯了！
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
清点下我藏在衣柜里的尸骸吧
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