歌词与中文翻译
Ho ho ho!
吼 吼 吼
The heros are already running away
英雄们这就想逃跑了
And they didn't even know I was here.
他们甚至连我在这都不知道
My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month!
我爸爸会让我当上本月最佳儿子的
Susie: Who the hell are you!?
小屁孩你谁啊！？
I'm...!
我是...！
The bad guy.
大坏蛋
I even have my own theme song!
我还有自己的主题曲呢！
It goes like this!
听起来就像这样！
Da da da da!
哒 哒 哒 哒
Da da da da da da da da da da!
哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒
Da da da da!
哒 哒 哒 哒
Da da da da da da da da da da!
哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒
Susie: Those... aren't lyrics...
苏西：这些东西...不是歌词...
Yeah they are!
当然是了！
Susie: You're just saying "DA DA DA" over and over!
你只是一直在重复“哒哒哒“！
Give me a second, gosh!
等我一下，天哪！
Lyric writing is really hard!
写歌词超难的！
I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
我是兰瑟，黑桃王子！
Tonight I'm gonna have my day!
今晚是我的幸运日！
Beep beep on the mic, on the bike,
麦克风哔哔，骑着脚踏车，
Gonna strike, better get out of my way!
把你们打倒，最好别惹我！
Pedal on, 'til the Lightners are gone,
踩好踏板，直到光之民消失
And then I'm gonna say yay!
然后我要说 耶！
(Tiny yay)
（小声的”耶“）
Susie: Um...
额...
Oh you sweet fools and clowns
哦你们这群又可爱又蠢的小丑
Tonight you're going down
今晚你们完蛋了
Gonna get the goal as I go rolling
要达成我的目标
Through this empty town!
在这空城游荡时！
Oh don't you know
哦你们要知道
In our dark fountain and your tears
我们的黑暗喷泉和你们的泪水
You're gonna drown!
就是你们淹没的地方！
Spare the rod and spoil me!
宽恕杂兵冲我来！
I'm the coolest in my family!
我是家中最酷的家伙！
I'm the villain in the game!
我就是游戏中的坏蛋！
And your face is kinda lame!
你们的表情太蠢了！
In my kingdom you will find
在我的王国你找不到
Nothing's ever gonna shine
任何闪耀的东西
Dare you dare my maze of signs?
胆敢闯进我的告示牌迷宫？
Susie: I'm losing my mind...
我都快丧失理智了...
Here I go, my father's son!
出击了，我爸爸的儿子！
Don't you know I'm number one?
你不知道我就是第一名吗？
Susie: Are you done?
讲完没？
Um... no.
呃...没
Beep beep! Here come the wheels!
哔哔，飞轮来喽！
You like wrestling? I'm a heel!
你喜欢摔跤？我可是高手！
You know what? I really feel
你知道吗？我真觉得
Like we've grown closer today!
我们今天更亲密了！
You can't stop my evil plan!
你无法阻止我邪恶的计划！
Now I'm gonna stand in your way!
现在我就要挡你们的路！
Susie: Dude. Are you... just standing there?
老兄，你真的...就站在那而已吗？
No! I'm just standing there...
才不是！我是站在那里......
MENACINGLY!
只不过是恶狠狠的站着！
Susie: There are so many way more evil things you could be doing right now...
你现在其实可以做很多更邪恶的事情的...
Oooh! I like the way you think, purple lady!
哦！我喜欢你的思考方式，紫色的女士！
Why, I could...
为何，我可以...
Pause for the music...
暂停音乐...
Drink straight from the lake!
从湖里直接喝水！
Eat someone else's birthday cake!
吃掉别人的生日蛋糕！
Since I'm the bad guy,
因为我是坏蛋，
What I want, I take!
我想要的，就直接拿！
Maybe I could dig a hole!
也许我能挖个洞！
Then dig a bigger hole!
再挖个更大的洞！
Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll!
现在别阻止我，我正有着干劲儿呢！
I'm the riding ace of spades
我是黑桃中的王牌
Life's a game I love to play!
人生就是我爱玩的游戏！
Coming up with rhymes is hard!
一直押韵真的很难！
Hey, why don't you pick a card?
嘿，不妨调张卡片吧？
Susie: This card says "Proud member of the Lancer Fan Club".
这张卡上写着”兰瑟粉丝俱乐部的荣誉会员“
And I, for one, am so proud to be a fan of you guys!
而我，本人，能成为你们的粉丝，我非常荣幸！
Now we're all fans of each other!
现在我们互粉了！
Aren't you supposed to be the bad guy?
你不应该是坏蛋吗？
Huh. Maybe deep down, we're all just "guys".
哈，也许在心底，我们都只是”哥们“
You know what?
你们知道吗？
Thank you so much for helping me come to this philosophical conclusion!
谢谢你们帮我得出这条哲学结论
Spare the rod and spoil me!
宽恕杂兵，冲我来！
I'm the coolest in my family!
我是家里最酷的家伙！
I'm the villain- er, regular guy!
我是坏...嗯，正常的一般人！
I came up with that rhyme on the fly!
那个押韵是匆忙想起来的！
I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
我是兰瑟，黑桃王子！
Tonight I'm gonna have my day!
今晚上我的幸运日！
Beep beep! Here come the wheels!
哔哔！飞轮来喽！
You like wrestling? I'm a heel!
你喜欢摔跤？我可是高手！
You know what? I really feel
你知道吗！我真觉得
Like we'll see each other soon,
我们不久后会再见面，
And do EVIL!
再做些邪恶的事！
Susie: YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO RHYME THAT ONE!
那句你压根就没想押上韵的！
I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIIIIIIIME!
我会做的更好！
Susie: Aren't you gonna finish the chorus?
你不想把音乐掐了吗？
No! 'Cause I'm EVIL!
才不想！因为我超坏的！
I learned NOTHING WHATSOEVER!
我什么教训都没学到！