歌词
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon
快快快快快快快快
Go, go
快啊
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon
快快快快快快快快
Go, go
快啊
I'm waiting for my porn to load
我在等我的下载
My brain is gonna freaking explode
等的脑子都要炸了
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
但是时间到了，我得出门了
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
意味着我会一整天都不舒服
But that really isn't such a change
但是这也不是什么不熟悉的感觉
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
如果我自己都不觉得这样很别扭很奇怪的话
My life would be in utter disarray
那我的人生就是大写的惨字了
'Cause freaking out is my okay
因为抓狂就是我的常态
Good morning time to start the day!
早，新的一天开始了!
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon
快快快快快快快快
Go, go
加油
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon
快快快快快快快快
Go, go
加油
Dad ，haven't you heard of pants?
爸，你知道裤子是什么吗？
We are all man in this house
都是男的，有什么
Pretend we are in the army
就当我们在军营
Just when I ger home
我在家的时候
Please have cloths on ok?
请你穿戴整齐好吗
Ten-hut
是
Should I take a bus or walk instead?
我是应该坐校车还是直接走路算了？
I feel my stomach filling up with dread
我整个人充满了恐惧
When I get nervous my whole face goes red
当我紧张的时候就会脸红
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
兄弟，平静下来好好做决定
A junior on the bus is killer weak
低年级的人在车上太没地位了
But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
但是如果我走着去，到了就会很臭
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
裤子里还是一团鼓起还会全身湿透
Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill
我的天，我想要一个技能
To just be fine and cool and chill
只是用来让我看起来正常和高冷
I don't wanna be a hero
我不想当什么英雄
Just wanna stay in the line
只想保持正常就好
I'll never be your Rob DeNiro
我永远都不会是罗伯 德尼罗（《愤怒的公牛》主角）
For me Joe Pesci is fine
对我来说乔 佩西就够了（《愤怒的公牛》配角）
So I follow my own rules
我有自己的生存法则
And I use them as my tools
用它当作工具
To stay alive
让自己存活
I don't wanna be special, no, no
我不想变得特殊，不不
I just wanna survive
我只想存活下来
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
快快快快
Go, go
前进
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
快快快快
Go, go
前进
（杰瑞米站在储物柜旁边）
Oh, what are you staring at?
你在看什么？
Um.. just trying to get to my locker
额...只是想开我的柜子
That guy is so weird
这个人太奇怪了
I've literally never noticed him
我怎么好像从来都没有见过他
Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!
不要碰我 你个瘦竹竿
Sorry, I was just trying to get to get my locker
不好意思 我只是想要打开我的柜子（在杰瑞米的书包上写了字）
You wash that off you died
你敢把这个洗掉就死定了
I navigate the dangerous hall
我在这个危险大厅里简直绝望了
Focus on a poster there on the wall
注意力放在墙上的传单上
Avoiding any eye contact at all
避免跟任何人对视
And trying hard to remain unseen
努力的保持透明
The poster's closer now, what does it say?
能看清传单上的内容了
It's a sign-up for the after-school play
是一张课后演出报名表
Oh It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay
是一张被人叫‘基佬’的报名表
And that's not what I need right now
这不是我现在想要的
End scene
场景结束
I hang a left and there's
我准备离开然后
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Christine Caniglia
克里斯汀 卡尼利亚
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Excuse me
不好意思
I think someone wrote 'boyf' on your backbag
我想你的背包上被人写了'boyf'四个字母
I...Uh...Eh!
我…额…
（飞奔离去）
Well, that was smooth
哇 真是顺利
Yeah, that was super pimp
真是超级软弱
My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp
我的古董电脑都不会像这么烂
No time to wallow , no, instead
没有时间再想了 不 没有了
Just clear your brain and move ahead
清空大脑先向前看吧
Accept that you're one of those guys
接受自己只是那些到死
Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies
都是处的人中的一个
I don't wanna be a baller
我不想当什么胜利者
Just want some skills to count on
只想有一些还不错的技能
If my nuts were any smaller
如果我能不那么抓狂
They would be totally gone
就不会像那些那些人一样了
If I continue at this rate
但如果我继续保持这样的话
The only thing I'll ever date
那我约会的对象永远都只能是
Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
我那慢吞吞的古董电脑了
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
我不想成为克鲁尼，不不不
I just wanna survive
我只想存活下来
Michael!
迈克尔
Jeremy, my buddy
杰瑞米，兄弟
How's it hanging?
约会怎么样啊
Lunch is banging
午餐太棒了
Had my sushi
吃了寿司
Got my slushie and more!
还有冰沙和其他的好多
The roll was meki-meki
那个寿司卷特别好吃
And I'm feeling kinda cocky
我现在心情特别好
Cause the girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour
因为店员女生给了我一杯超多的冰沙
You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?
你又在听鲍勃 马利的歌是不是 （牙买加唱作歌手，雷鬼乐鼻祖，这段旋律就是他的风格）
Oh, I'm listening to Marley
对，我在听马利
And the groove is hella gnarly
真是太棒了
And we're almost at the end of this song
就快到这首歌的结尾了
Yeah, that was the end
好了 放完了
Now tell me friend
告诉我 兄弟
How was class?
课上的怎么样
You look like ass
你看起来像坨
What's wrong?
怎么啦
“BOYF” what’s that even mean“BOYF”
这四个字母到底什么意思
（Micheal的书包上写的“riends”，合起来就是‘boyfriend’男朋友）
My mothers would be thrilled!
我妈会高兴坏的
I hate this school
我讨厌这个学校
It's all good
不管了
I saw on Discovery
我在探索频道看见
That humanity has stopped evolving!
人类已经停止进化了
That's... good?
这是 好事吗
Evolution's "Survival of the Fittest", right?
进化是为了’更适合生存’对吧
But now, because of technology
但是现在 因为科技
You don't have to be strong to survive!
你不需要强壮就可以存活啦
Which means there's never been a better time
这也就是说没有一个时代
In history to be a loser!
比现在更适合当废材啦!
Why try to be cool when you could be---
为什么还要变酷呢 明明可以
Signing up for the play!
报名演出
I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement...
我本来想说永远宅在地下室
No!
不!!
I mean, look who's signing up for the play!
我是说 快看谁报名了演出
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Christine Canigula
克里斯汀 卡尼利亚
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Christine...
克里斯汀...
Christine Canigula
克里斯汀 卡尼利亚
Christine Canigula
克里斯汀 卡尼利亚
I feel my body moving through the air
我感觉我的身体已经飞过去了
See my converse walking over there
我的鞋已经走过去了
Take a shaky breath and I prepare
深吸一口气然后准备
Who cares if people think I'm lame
就算别人认为很逊又怎么样
Christine signed, I'll do the same
克里斯汀报名了 我也要
I grab the pen, I write my name
我拿起笔 写上了我的名字
Gay!
基佬
(Laughter)
大笑
I like gay people
我觉得基佬人都蛮好
I'm never gonna be the cool guy
我永远都不会变酷的
I'm more the one who's left out
我更像是那个被剩下的
Of all the characters at school
学校里的那些角色
I am not the one who the story's about
我不会是故事的主角
Why can't someone just help me out
为什么就没有人能帮我停止现状
And teach me how to drive
教我怎么做
Help me to more than survive!
教会我比存活更多的东西
More than survive!
不只是存活!
More than survive!
不只是存活
If this was an apocalypse
如果这是世界末日
I would not need any tips
我就不需要任何提示了
In how to stay alive
因为没有人能活下来
But since the zombie army's yet to descend
但是既然僵尸还没有来
And the period is going to end
这个学期也要完了
I'm just trying my best to pass the test and
我只需要努力通过考试然后
Survive!
存活下来
C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon,Go, go!
快快快快！！前进
Survive!
存活下来
C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
快快快快！！
Go, go!
前进！
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
前进 ，前进 ，前进 ，前进
Go... go!
前...进!
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