Talkin' World War III Blues

One time ago a crazy dream came to me

I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three

Went to the doctor the very next day

To see what kinda words he could say

He said, "It was a bad dream"

I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though

They were my own dreams

Were only in your head

I said, "Hold it Doc, a World War

passed through my brain"

He said, "Nurse, get your pad, the boy's insane"

He grabbed my arm, I said, "Ouch!"

As I landed on the psychiatric couch

He said, "Tell me about it"

Well, the whole thing started at three o'clock fast

It was all over by quarter past

I was down in the sewer with some little lover

When I peeked out from a manhole cover

Wondering who turned the lights on us

Well, I got up and I walked around

Up and down the lonesome town

I stood on wondering which way to go

I lit a cigarette on a parking meter

And walked on down the road, it was a normal day

Well, I rung me fallout shelter bell

And I leaned my head and I gave a yell

Give me a string bean, I'm a hungry man

Shotgun fired and away I ran

I don't blame them too much though,

they didn't know me

Down the corner by the hot-dog stand

I seen a man, I said, Howdy friend

I guess there's just us two

He screamed a bit and away he flew

Thought I was a Communist

Well, I spied me a girl before she could leave

I said, Let's go play Adam and Eve

I took her by the my hand heart and was thumpin'

When she said, Hey man, you crazy or something

You seen what happened last time they started

Well, I seen me a Cadillac window uptown

There was nobody around

I got into the driver's seat

And I drove down 42nd street in my Cadillac

Good car to drive after a war

Well, I remember seein' some ad

So I turned on my Conelrad

but I didn't pay the Con Ed bill

So the radio didn't work so well,

turned on my record player

It was Rock-A-Day, Johnny singin',

Tell your ma, tell your pa

Our loves are gonna grow ooh wah, ooh wah

I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue

I needed somebody to talk to

So I called up the operator of time just

to hear a voice of some kind

When you hear the beep it will be three o'clock

She said that for over an hour and I hung up

Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then

Sayin', "Hey I've been havin' the same old dreams

But mine was a little different you see

I dreamt the only person left after the war was me

I didn't see you around

Well, now time passed and now it seems

Everybody's having them dreams

Everybody sees their self walkin' around with no one else

Half the people can be part right all of the time and

Some of the people can be all right part of the time but

All the people can't be all alright all of the time

I think Abraham Lincoln said that

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours

I said that